2 definitions by Malleus Dei

OMNG

What atheists use to start most of their exclamatory sentences.

Abbreviation for 'Oh My Non-existent God!'

Example 1:
Theist: You can't disprove the existent of God.
Atheist: OMNG, I don't think I can explain the concept of burden of proof to you one more time!

Example 2:
Theist: Jesus loves you, you know.
Atheist: OMNG, would you please step off my lawn!

by Malleus Dei December 20, 2010

Step 3

The last step in a systematic and carefully devised cunning tripartite strategy.

Step 1: invade Iraq
Step 2: ?
Step 3: PROFIT!

by Malleus Dei December 4, 2009