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An alternate version of 'OMG'
Pronounced 'oh-am-nay-gee!', it's a short for 'Oh My Non-Existent God,' instead of the usual 'Oh My God!'
If you don't believe in God, use this instead of OMG.
Believer: Did you know, my friend crossed the streets yesterday and he wasn't hurt AT ALL!

Nonbeliever: OMNEG!
OMNEG by Taniaetc March 22, 2011
Words you can keep
Oh my non existent god.
Term is used by atheists, obviously.
OMNEG, It's raining!
OMNEG by Miss Asdafs August 1, 2009
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a version of 'omg' for all the athiests out there. stands for 'oh my non existent god'
'omneg...she didnt? with him?'
'i know, omneg how gross!'
omneg by Muse February 21, 2004
An atheists use of the popular OMG phrase. Oh My Non-Existent God.
Chick 1:Did u see that purse Jenny just bought?
Chick 2:OMNEG! IT IS SEXYLICIOUS!
OMNEG by sheen13 April 12, 2009
Short for: Oh My Non Existing God
Omg for atheists
OMNEG did you see what laura did to michael last night?
OMNEG by oeloftheossap May 3, 2018
omneg = oh my non existant god!

computer chat exclamation for non believers
omneg! i can't believe you just wrote that!!!
omneg! by jebstewart October 10, 2004

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Alpha dog and o-o-omegalomaniac
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