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Omniliberal 

A political ideology created and developed by Oxygen Not Included player, Steven Kenneth Bonnell II. It seeks to ground moral axioms by employing hyper-rationality in order to maximize happiness for all and in turn for the self.

This ideology rejects morals and is often described as moral anti-realist.It also rejects Kant and all other forms of deontology. Omniliberals are pure consequentialists. Depending on the question at hand, they can be either rule utilitarians or ethical egoists.

Omniliberalism is also concerned with human sexuality and relationships. The omniliberal must be open minded in their own and other's sexuality and relationship choices. However, despite being open to all types of relationships, omniliberalism assigns priority to polyamory. It is also not concerned about age differences between participants.

The goal of the omniliberal ideology according to Bonnell, is to be a superior form of neoliberalism that rejects the nonsense of the right, while embracing the positive aspects of the left to create a capitalist utopia with greater social safety nets that is free from the tyranny and stupidity of both fascists and tankies.
As an omniliberal, I have to ask because I'm super curious; why the fuck do you give a shit about some dumb cat being thrown when you're not a vegan?

*Slams desk* *windows noise* What a fucking omniliberal, dude. What a fucking, weaselly little, omniliberal, dude. What a fucking, weaselly little OMNILIBERAL, dude. Holy shit, dude.
Omniliberal by swagyswagerson January 3, 2020
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Ohio lady omelet 

Ohio lady omelet- (pronunciation- oʊˈhaɪoʊ ˈleɪdi ˈɑmlət)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".

Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)
Man did you see that one hot chick give that other hot chick an Ohio Lady Omelet? I sure am glad this is a sex party and not a family reunion. (first person gives second a High-5)

Goat Cheese Omelette 

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)
The most amazing girl in the world.... so funny and smart and sweet.. She's the girl you can't ignore.. Every guy named Andy loves her... She's simply a goddess!!!
"Wow, you're amazing. You remind me of Ornella"

"That girl HAS to be an Ornella... She's so cool!"
Ornella by nellyyyyyyyy December 9, 2012
An alternate version of 'OMG'
Pronounced 'oh-am-nay-gee!', it's a short for 'Oh My Non-Existent God,' instead of the usual 'Oh My God!'
If you don't believe in God, use this instead of OMG.
Believer: Did you know, my friend crossed the streets yesterday and he wasn't hurt AT ALL!

Nonbeliever: OMNEG!
OMNEG by Taniaetc March 22, 2011
Ornella is a person who is unique and different to other people, as the name Ornella is unique as opposed to more common names like Sarah for instance. Ornella is beautiful and lovely in their own way.

As Harry Styles says, each and every person is an Ornella. <3
Lucas: You’re a real Ornella.
Hanna: You’re an Ornella too. I love you Ornella.
Lucas: I love you too Ornella.
Ornella by the big gay28 June 3, 2018