omgiss

Chatroom shorthand for, "oh my god I'm so sorry."

Leah: My boyfriend dumped me.
Bruce: OMGISS!
pronounciation: o-m-g-i-s-s (or just omgiss)
derivative: omg, omfug

by rosekiss February 6, 2009

omnissiah

The Machine God, also known as the Omnissiah or Deus Mechanicus, is the supernatural entity worshipped by the Tech-priests and other servants of the Adeptus Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe.

For many in the Imperium of Man, this belief conflicts with the orthodox theology of the Imperial Cult where the only god of humanity is the Emperor of Mankind. But since the Adeptus Mechanicus is vital to the survival of the Imperium, conflict over this issue is often avoided by the Mechanicus' willing conflation in its theology of the Machine God's avatar in the physical world, the Omnissiah, with the Emperor Himself.

This compromise truly satisfies neither believers in the Cult Mechanicus or the Imperial Cult, but it keeps the peace between the two faiths and the wider Imperium functioning.

"My computer keeps getting weird errors."
"Have you tried praying to the Omnissiah?"

by comofo April 4, 2019

Lie of omission

A lie when you purposely dont tell someone something cause you know they won't like it. Any lie is still a lie.

You committed a lie of omission by not telling me you cheated with your ex.

by DoNotLie August 13, 2017

omgitsbirdman

A godly YouTuber with over 500k subs as of 2/16/17. He roasts the fuck out of eugenes and feminists. He says fool a lot and makes a lot of catchy slang. (Eugene,fool,backpack) and a lot of other classifications of how to spot a Eugene (Backpack, trench coat, "stay home" texts, and fedoras.)He has amazing series such as This is not a crime, I'm tired of these females lying to us, documentarys, and things I see on twitter. Check out his channel and sub it's dope asf. His vids are funny asf. He's also 36 ;) Also, always be nice to a Eugene, and when he reaches into that back pack... You run!

Me: Hey Eugene did you see omgitsbirdman 's new vid?
Eugene: I hate that guy he exposed my type.
Me: Uh... What type
Eugene: *Reaches into backpack*
Me: OH SHI-
Eugene: *Gunshots*

by SocialJusticeEugene February 16, 2017

omgssmylgyesagthwtshggabhkatllatppppp

Oh My God! Sebastian Stan! Man, you're looking good! you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets? he's gonna get arrested because he's killing all the ladies. look at that. Look at that pow pow pow pow pow

When I see someone I say omgssmylgyesagthwtshggabhkatllatppppp

by Elsa Arendell May 1, 2021

OMGss

An acronym for Oh My Goddess. Used to express surprise. It is most commonly used by guys to express surprise when they see a stunningly beautiful woman that they consider to be a Goddess.

OMGss Niranjana looks amazing!

by Mr. Bickle August 25, 2010

Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)

(verb) the act of blocking one's cock by not introducing him to hot female friends

"My cousin is totally CBO-ing me by not introducing me to her hot soccer friends."
"Oh man...she CBO-ed you real bad."

--Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)

by Barrett, Jack January 22, 2009