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old joe windy pants
either your a obsessed gumball fan (like me) and searched up old joe windy pants that nicole said in an episode, (specifically “the game”) and you’ve also searched up meat snowman surprise.
nicole: “yes it’s an old recipe, invented by my grandfather, old joe windy pants1!1!!1!1”
*family all laughs*
*family all laughs*
old joe windy pants by a weirdo who likes tawog January 5, 2023
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A Dodgy Old Joe
A shady, creepy male. Funny looking, dodgy walking and just the biggest cunt you'll ever meet.
Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.
Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.
- Oh look i can see a 'Joe Rosser' walking towards that little boy.
- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.
- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.
A Dodgy Old Joe by MyVeryOwnPseudonym November 24, 2010
Dirty old joe
When a maple wank gets shoved under a clock tower from Tory tower and spat on three times and when the clock tower strikes a student from maple wank fails their degree
“Oh so, you’re a freshers rep, I’m going to shove you under the tower and do a dirty old joe on you”
Dirty old joe by Torytower June 21, 2020
Old Granny Joe
The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.
Joe isn't even a female name.
Joe isn't even a female name.
Old Granny Joe by Griggles October 19, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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