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old joe windy pants
either your a obsessed gumball fan (like me) and searched up old joe windy pants that nicole said in an episode, (specifically “the game”) and you’ve also searched up meat snowman surprise.
nicole: “yes it’s an old recipe, invented by my grandfather, old joe windy pants1!1!!1!1”
*family all laughs*
*family all laughs*
old joe windy pants by a weirdo who likes tawog January 5, 2023
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A Dodgy Old Joe
A shady, creepy male. Funny looking, dodgy walking and just the biggest cunt you'll ever meet.
Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.
Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.
- Oh look i can see a 'Joe Rosser' walking towards that little boy.
- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.
- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.
A Dodgy Old Joe by MyVeryOwnPseudonym November 24, 2010
Dirty old joe
When a maple wank gets shoved under a clock tower from Tory tower and spat on three times and when the clock tower strikes a student from maple wank fails their degree
“Oh so, you’re a freshers rep, I’m going to shove you under the tower and do a dirty old joe on you”
Dirty old joe by Torytower June 21, 2020
Old Granny Joe
The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.
Joe isn't even a female name.
Joe isn't even a female name.
Old Granny Joe by Griggles October 19, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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