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old dick
1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.
2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.
2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.
Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.
or
Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.
or
Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.
old dick
hey man i don’t know what happened but i got her pregnant because i have old dick, and had no idea i finished minutes before
old dick by blooovappoorrrr July 24, 2024
The Old Dick Twist
Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK
The Old Dick Twist by Handjizz_201 March 4, 2019
Ye Old Dick Flop
Ye Old Dick Flop by CaptainDoodleFop October 25, 2016
day old dick
you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describe how a dick smells after sex
day old dick by Samuel T April 30, 2008
10,000 Year Old Dick
An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.
10,000 Year Old Dick by Revort August 10, 2008
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