Definitions by blooovappoorrrr

old dick 

when you jizz and had no idea you were jizzing; wheel

hey man i don’t know what happened but i got her pregnant because i have old dick, and had no idea i finished minutes before

old dick by blooovappoorrrr July 24, 2024

vpilf 

vice president I'd like to fuck

Sarah Palin is a vpilf

vpilf by blooovappoorrrr November 5, 2008