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Oklahomies 

1. Oklahoman friends of a non-Oklahoman.
2. A group of friends in/from Oklahoma.
3. People from Oklahoma pretending to be "street."
"What are you doing for the Fourth of July?"
"Gonna go down to Edmond, hang out with my Oklahomies!"
Oklahomies by speaklouderthan April 28, 2007

Oklahoman 

A man-whore from Oklahoma, Okla Ho Man
Tyler: Man that Garrett is such an Oklahoman. Steph: Yeah I heard he was over at Matt's last night doing god knows what.
Oklahoman by Sk8er Guy234 June 7, 2010

Oklahomies 

Cash baker and I are both from oklahoma that’s makes us oklahomies”

Oklahomasexual 

A person in the state of Oklahoma or a person from Oklahoma who is prone to having sex.
"Nice to meet you. I'm the Oklahomasexual. I know Idaho and Yudaho better than anyone else. I know Heedaho. I know Sheedaho. I know all of them Idawhores and I know what they do! One of them works at a place, Iowa Lot!"

oklahomasexual 

"Jed is cute, Jane, but I think he's Oklahomasexual!"
oklahomasexual by Jane Willow February 25, 2008

Oklahoman Race Car 

It's a form of torture, you shove toy race cars up the anus and due to it's sharp edges it inflicts pain and large bleeding. It is largely used as an alternative way of child abuse amongst the people of Oklahoma.
"Yooo dude... did they look like they just had an Oklahoman Race Car or somethin because of all of that ass bleeding.
Oklahoman Race Car by the nut nutter November 10, 2020