oklahomians

people who reside in the state of oklahoma and tend to know animals such as killer the pony, want to bang dorthy, and continue to stick up for their stake no matter how much it sucks

dylan's oklahomians family members

by cara and alexis January 18, 2009

Oklahomies

1. Oklahoman friends of a non-Oklahoman.
2. A group of friends in/from Oklahoma.
3. People from Oklahoma pretending to be "street."

"What are you doing for the Fourth of July?"
"Gonna go down to Edmond, hang out with my Oklahomies!"

by speaklouderthan April 28, 2007

Oklahoman

A man-whore from Oklahoma, Okla Ho Man

Tyler: Man that Garrett is such an Oklahoman. Steph: Yeah I heard he was over at Matt's last night doing god knows what.

by Sk8er Guy234 June 7, 2010

Oklahomies

a friend or cool person who is from the state of Oklahoma

“Cash baker and I are both from oklahoma that’s makes us oklahomies”

by tiktok obsessed&also depressed August 7, 2019

Oklahomasexual

A person in the state of Oklahoma or a person from Oklahoma who is prone to having sex.

"Nice to meet you. I'm the Oklahomasexual. I know Idaho and Yudaho better than anyone else. I know Heedaho. I know Sheedaho. I know all of them Idawhores and I know what they do! One of them works at a place, Iowa Lot!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 12, 2023

oklahomasexual

The sexual orientation of a person from Oklahoma.

"Jed is cute, Jane, but I think he's Oklahomasexual!"

by Jane Willow February 25, 2008

Oklahoman Race Car

It's a form of torture, you shove toy race cars up the anus and due to it's sharp edges it inflicts pain and large bleeding. It is largely used as an alternative way of child abuse amongst the people of Oklahoma.

"Yooo dude... did they look like they just had an Oklahoman Race Car or somethin because of all of that ass bleeding.

by the nut nutter November 10, 2020