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Oklahomies 

1. Oklahoman friends of a non-Oklahoman.
2. A group of friends in/from Oklahoma.
3. People from Oklahoma pretending to be "street."
"What are you doing for the Fourth of July?"
"Gonna go down to Edmond, hang out with my Oklahomies!"
Oklahomies by speaklouderthan April 28, 2007

Oklahoman 

A man-whore from Oklahoma, Okla Ho Man
Tyler: Man that Garrett is such an Oklahoman. Steph: Yeah I heard he was over at Matt's last night doing god knows what.
Oklahoman by Sk8er Guy234 June 7, 2010

Oklahomies 

“Cash baker and I are both from oklahoma that’s makes us oklahomies”

Oklahomasexual 

A person in the state of Oklahoma or a person from Oklahoma who is prone to having sex.
"Nice to meet you. I'm the Oklahomasexual. I know Idaho and Yudaho better than anyone else. I know Heedaho. I know Sheedaho. I know all of them Idawhores and I know what they do! One of them works at a place, Iowa Lot!"

oklahomasexual 

The sexual orientation of a person from Oklahoma.
"Jed is cute, Jane, but I think he's Oklahomasexual!"
oklahomasexual by Jane Willow February 25, 2008

Oklahoman Race Car 

It's a form of torture, you shove toy race cars up the anus and due to it's sharp edges it inflicts pain and large bleeding. It is largely used as an alternative way of child abuse amongst the people of Oklahoma.
"Yooo dude... did they look like they just had an Oklahoman Race Car or somethin because of all of that ass bleeding.
Oklahoman Race Car by the nut nutter November 10, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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