Oklahoman
Tyler: Man that Garrett is such an Oklahoman. Steph: Yeah I heard he was over at Matt's last night doing god knows what.
Oklahoman by Sk8er Guy234 June 7, 2010
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Oklahoman by lyricalwordsmith13 February 14, 2023
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Oklahoman Race Car
It's a form of torture, you shove toy race cars up the anus and due to it's sharp edges it inflicts pain and large bleeding. It is largely used as an alternative way of child abuse amongst the people of Oklahoma.
"Yooo dude... did they look like they just had an Oklahoman Race Car or somethin because of all of that ass bleeding.
Oklahoman Race Car by the nut nutter November 10, 2020
Oklahoman Food Fight
Tossing one food item between two or more indigent homeless and watching them battle for supremacy; giggles.
An Oklahoma man was arrested after police say he stabbed another man in the neck with a pork chop bone during a food fight. Thus resulting in a apparent Oklahoman Food Fight.
Oklahoman Food Fight by Stanley Livingston January 12, 2008
Oklahoman Storm Chaser
the craziest of the bunch. the most ludicrous of them all..
The Oklahoman Storm Chaser is a common breed of storm chaser, they inhabit their homes waiting for David Payne to show up, they get inside the 4x4 mounted with a make-shift Doppler radar, and try to get as close to a tornado. The real question we ask is... Stupid, or Brave? eh maybe its from all the beers.
The Oklahoman Storm Chaser is a common breed of storm chaser, they inhabit their homes waiting for David Payne to show up, they get inside the 4x4 mounted with a make-shift Doppler radar, and try to get as close to a tornado. The real question we ask is... Stupid, or Brave? eh maybe its from all the beers.
Oklahoman Storm Chaser by MartianSupremacist October 11, 2023
Oklahoman Bidet
A sex move where your partner shits out diarrhea onto your urethra.
and then when your about to cum
you cum out sperm and diarrhea back into your partners anal.
and then when your about to cum
you cum out sperm and diarrhea back into your partners anal.
Oklahoman Bidet by GoonKaboom480 July 17, 2025
Oklahoman divorce
The other day I accidentally shit myself while wearing a dress. My thong gave that turd an Oklahoman divorce and it fell right on the floor.
Oklahoman divorce by Wafflestomper1125 October 22, 2025
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