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An island south of Japan and east of China filled with centenarian elders and American military bases. The people living there are known as the Okinawans, who are culturally distinct from the Japanese. They are also the same people who gave us Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid, so thank them for that I guess?

It’s often seen as the Asian version of Hawaii, but don’t be fooled because Okinawans drive on the left whereas Hawaii people drive on the right.
Also, did you know that the original name for Okinawa is “Uchinaa”? I hope you didn’t because that’s the most random fact ever and knowing it reveals that you either have no life or you’re super bored from being in quarantine.
Okinawa by kmgk June 27, 2020
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Okinawa Sunburn 

A man cums on a woman's face, but it's not cum, it's blood...

Okinawa Sunburn

Okeana surprise party 

After being rejected sexual release from your parter, you wait for them to fall asleep, elavate to your haunches and stroke your donger until you are ready to ejaculate.... at that moment you slap them in the forehead and yell "surprise" as you paint your load across their unsuspecting face.
Jim " so did you get laid last night?"

Dale " no but when she fell asleep I gave her the ol' "Okeana surprise party" and then wiped my dick off on the curtains"
When a person is over doing something or doing to much
odeing by Amber 2569 May 3, 2018

Okinawa-Soba 

Too drunk to drive home but sober enough to call a daiko.
"I may be drunk by your standards but I'm Okinawa-Soba.
Okinawa-Soba by The Goya May 6, 2019

Okinawa Drop 

A sexual act involving two partners (male and/or female), in which an extra, tiny Japanese man is added to the mix. One partner lays on a flat surface while the other grabs the tiny Japanese man by the ankles, and slams him repeatedly onto the other partner, much like laying out a blanket for a picnic.
Sally said she wasn't getting enough excitement in her love life, so I called up my buddy, Ken, and we gave her the old Okinawa Drop.