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okein by POTAYO12345 November 1, 2021
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An island south of Japan and east of China filled with centenarian elders and American military bases. The people living there are known as the Okinawans, who are culturally distinct from the Japanese. They are also the same people who gave us Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid, so thank them for that I guess?

It’s often seen as the Asian version of Hawaii, but don’t be fooled because Okinawans drive on the left whereas Hawaii people drive on the right.
Also, did you know that the original name for Okinawa is “Uchinaa”? I hope you didn’t because that’s the most random fact ever and knowing it reveals that you either have no life or you’re super bored from being in quarantine.
Okinawa by kmgk June 27, 2020
Related Words
okein okei Okinawa oken okiniirii Okeno Okaine okeenono Okeif Okenna

Okinawa Sunburn 

Bloody cum shot
A man cums on a woman's face, but it's not cum, it's blood...

Okinawa Sunburn
Okinawa Sunburn by CookieBagels June 22, 2013

Okeana surprise party 

After being rejected sexual release from your parter, you wait for them to fall asleep, elavate to your haunches and stroke your donger until you are ready to ejaculate.... at that moment you slap them in the forehead and yell "surprise" as you paint your load across their unsuspecting face.
Jim " so did you get laid last night?"

Dale " no but when she fell asleep I gave her the ol' "Okeana surprise party" and then wiped my dick off on the curtains"
When a person is over doing something or doing to much
Stop rushing me you’re odeing
odeing by Amber 2569 May 3, 2018

Okinawa-Soba 

Too drunk to drive home but sober enough to call a daiko.
"I may be drunk by your standards but I'm Okinawa-Soba.
Okinawa-Soba by The Goya May 6, 2019

Okinawa Drop 

A sexual act involving two partners (male and/or female), in which an extra, tiny Japanese man is added to the mix. One partner lays on a flat surface while the other grabs the tiny Japanese man by the ankles, and slams him repeatedly onto the other partner, much like laying out a blanket for a picnic.
Sally said she wasn't getting enough excitement in her love life, so I called up my buddy, Ken, and we gave her the old Okinawa Drop.
Okinawa Drop by Bip Bip Daniels July 19, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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