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Once too often 

If you do something once too often it means that you have repeated an action which is bad, stupid or dangerous with an unpleasant end result. So you end up looking a complete wanker, in A & E with serious injuries or someone is totally pissed off with you to an extent which is going to be detrimental to your health and wellbeing.
He’s pissed them off once too often, they’re going to put the fucker on crutches.
Once too often by AKACroatalin December 14, 2016

We should be friends more often 

Used when you want to do things that friends do with someone more often. It can be anything.
Person 1: Hey I haven't seen you in a while...
Person 2: I know, we should be friends more often.
Person 1: Yeah
Person 3: Fuck you

oftentimes 

A stupid and redundant American English word. You could have said 'sometimes,' or 'often' but instead you have to bastardise the two.
Sometimes I will say 'often,' and I will often say 'sometimes' but oftentimes I will despair for humanity.
oftentimes by Furor Teutonicus August 21, 2012

You Come Here Often? 

A phrase you say to a girl when your about to close to make sure you get the job done and prove you are smooth as ice.
Man: You Come here Often?
Girl: *Amazed and Stunned by the amount of smoothness and swagger exemplified*
You Come Here Often? by NickySalami November 28, 2021

Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex 

A mnemonic device to remember the taxonomic order: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.
Person: Crap, I forgot to study, whats the Taxonomic order?
Friend: Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex
Person: What?
A word that is often used by people who often do not know how to properly use the word "often".
This guy has such poor grammar; instead of "oftenly", he should have used a real word such as "often" or "frequently".
oftenly by Destin29358 June 13, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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