office max

Where the dumbass works...

Dave that dumbass is working at Office Max Today

by Annonymous April 12, 2004

OFFICE MAX

Where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that Devry and Everest College is too difficult. The employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sluts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. The store manager is usually some fat ass mexican bitch who sits on her ass while bossing everyone around on her fake ass blue tooth. The regional manager is some dorky short fuck who walks around with a stick up his ass, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of sexual harrassment against him. The inventory manager is usually some bald fat fuck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. Office Depot and Staples are ranked higher for a reason.

Where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that Devry and Everest College is too difficult. The employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sluts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. The store manager is usually some fat ass mexican bitch who sits on her ass while bossing everyone around on her fake ass blue tooth. The regional manager is some dorky short fuck who walks around with a stick up his ass, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of sexual harrassment against him. The inventory manager is usually some bald fat fuck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. Office Depot and Staples are ranked higher for a reason.
I was at Office Max yesterday, trying to find a print cartridge when this black guy named Brandon Lee walked up and talked to me like Bryan Gumble and his sidekick bitch, Jaimie, with acne holes in her face and a bird nose, thought she was gods gift on earth, was bossing everyone around. I realized I was in Office Max, Aurora, Colorado, off Parker Road, where shit like that is typical.

by Michael Allhouse March 7, 2008

office max

1. Santa's workshop firm where he works with his 6 foot tall elves who all wear red hats with poofy things.
2. the base of SACSA. Santa And Co,. Spy Asociation

I saw Santa at Office Max today!

by Virgin Mary January 26, 2004

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

officer maxwell

A boy that just moved to your school but you happen to have evidence that he's an undercover cop

Hope: Hey they're trying to sell drugs to him.
Clyde: little do they know he's an officer maxwell

by zimbabwa May 8, 2007

OfficeMax

Worst employer on the planet and magnet of customers who often accuse them of switch and bait.

How can it be switch and bait when there was nothing to switch to.

OfficeMax just gave me a .01% raise. What a loust fucking employer.

by Skunko December 31, 2003

OfficePax

Protector of the earth and destroyer of Microsoft

OfficePax put a stop to Microsoft's evil plan to rape the world.

by MS SUX August 11, 2005