OfficePax

Protector of the earth and destroyer of Microsoft

OfficePax put a stop to Microsoft's evil plan to rape the world.

OfficePax by MS SUX August 11, 2005

officewaffle 

The douchebag in the office that uses all the douchey terms for every computer design concept.

"Click the hamburger in Office 365, go to the view model, and open up the grid by clicking the waffle," said the officewaffle.

officewaffle by notwaffle January 25, 2019

OfficeMax 

Worst employer on the planet and magnet of customers who often accuse them of switch and bait.

How can it be switch and bait when there was nothing to switch to.

OfficeMax just gave me a .01% raise. What a loust fucking employer.

OfficeMax by Skunko December 31, 2003

officespace 

(v)To destroy something, especially if it has been an annoyance to you. Inspired by the movie Officespace.

Man, you wanna come help me officespace this old printer? It has been giving me problems for years!

officespace by Traldan May 8, 2005

officejacks 

Throwing ones hands over their head and/or waving their arms wildly in an attempt to get the motion sensitive light switch to turn the lights back on.

Most often seen where workers work in front of PC's, in offices, for companies with "green" policies.

The new motion sensing light switch kept tuning off the lights in my office today and I think I pulled a muscle in my arm doing officejacks all afternoon to turn them back on.

I usually feel tired after a big lunch but since they installed the new motion sensitive light switches the officejacks keep me energized.

officejacks by high tech road warrior January 5, 2011

OfficerJax163 

An absolute god, he owns one of the most epic US navy's on roblox, Prime Minister of Romania, badass.

guy wow that dude can command his naval fleet pretty epicly dude
guy 2 i know right! he must be an officerjax163

OfficerJax163 by OfficerJax163 November 10, 2020

officewala 

1) a homoerotic term for ejaculating on the gluteus maximus in the activity of man-on-man anal sex.

2) also synonymous with "skeet skeet"

"what what in the butt? officewala my butt? on my butt? officewala my butt. ooookay."

officewala by nrrruhs December 24, 2008