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Offaly
Biffo - (Big Ignorant F*c*er from Offaly)
“Is that the Biffo culchie mucker you were talking about”
“Turf munching Biffo's”
“Biffo Land”
“Is that the Biffo culchie mucker you were talking about”
“Turf munching Biffo's”
“Biffo Land”
Offaly by MeathMan13 August 29, 2023
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Offaly
A county in the midlands of Ireland where non-agricultural dreams go to die. In the Celtic tiger years, lots of Dubs moved there because it was meant to have cheaper rent and be a nicer place to raise children but they later came to regret that decision.
Offaly by iamanoctothorpe August 20, 2022
Offaly CupCAKE
The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.
Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III
Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III
"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"
Offaly CupCAKE by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025
offal tube
A slang alternative to a sausage/banger/hot dog. Due to the ability to hide cheap cuts of meat inside the skin, offal can be substituted for pork/beef.
offal tube by Heimi Henderson March 28, 2009
Offal Jim Jam
A game where one male player exposes a small area of skin from their genitals to the other player. Then, the other player has to guess whether what they have been shown is cock or ball. Ricky Gervais is believed to be the founder.
Guy: Wanna play offal jim jam?
Girlfriend: Sure!
Guy: <opens fly> So what do you think?
Girlfriend: Cock?
Guy: You're right! Here's your prize.
Girlfriend: Sure!
Guy: <opens fly> So what do you think?
Girlfriend: Cock?
Guy: You're right! Here's your prize.
Offal Jim Jam by shteyngart September 22, 2009
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