Offaly

Situated in the midlands in Ireland
Home to many greats- Comedian neil Delamere
- Taoiseach Brian Cowen
- Musician Mundy
- Edenderry
- St Marys secondary
school, edenderry

Offaly is sucha cool place to be!
I wish i could live there

by red-rose April 1, 2009

Offaly

Biffo

Biffo - (Big Ignorant F*c*er from Offaly)

“Is that the Biffo culchie mucker you were talking about”

“Turf munching Biffo's”

“Biffo Land”

by MeathMan13 August 29, 2023

Offaly

An area where all unwanted Irish people are sent with an IQ below 78

That lad is so thick he should be in offaly.

by JinkyJ January 2, 2009

Offaly

A county in the midlands of Ireland where non-agricultural dreams go to die. In the Celtic tiger years, lots of Dubs moved there because it was meant to have cheaper rent and be a nicer place to raise children but they later came to regret that decision.

Have you ever met someone from Offaly? I'm not sure it actually exists.

by iamanoctothorpe August 20, 2022

Offaly CupCAKE

The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.

Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III

"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"

by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025

offal tube

A slang alternative to a sausage/banger/hot dog. Due to the ability to hide cheap cuts of meat inside the skin, offal can be substituted for pork/beef.

Oh yummy a cooked breatfast, fried eggs, bacon and two offal tubes.

by Heimi Henderson March 28, 2009

Offal Jim Jam

A game where one male player exposes a small area of skin from their genitals to the other player. Then, the other player has to guess whether what they have been shown is cock or ball. Ricky Gervais is believed to be the founder.

Guy: Wanna play offal jim jam?

Girlfriend: Sure!

Guy: <opens fly> So what do you think?

Girlfriend: Cock?

Guy: You're right! Here's your prize.

by shteyngart September 22, 2009