by Arizonasweatstain December 27, 2009
Get the Offaj mug.What angry farmers shout when an intruder(s) runs around disturbing his livestock on his farmland. Gunshots usually follow, aswell as murder charges.
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A slang alternative to a sausage/banger/hot dog. Due to the ability to hide cheap cuts of meat inside the skin, offal can be substituted for pork/beef.
by Heimi Henderson March 28, 2009
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Mahself: Git offa mah property!! Ya no good yankee, go orn AH SAY'D GIT *fires off a couple of rounds*
Mahself: Git offa mah property!! Ya no good yankee, go orn AH SAY'D GIT *fires off a couple of rounds*
by Calamity Bec April 12, 2008
Get the Git offa mah property!! mug.A game where one male player exposes a small area of skin from their genitals to the other player. Then, the other player has to guess whether what they have been shown is cock or ball. Ricky Gervais is believed to be the founder.
Guy: Wanna play offal jim jam?
Girlfriend: Sure!
Guy: <opens fly> So what do you think?
Girlfriend: Cock?
Guy: You're right! Here's your prize.
Girlfriend: Sure!
Guy: <opens fly> So what do you think?
Girlfriend: Cock?
Guy: You're right! Here's your prize.
by shteyngart September 22, 2009
Get the Offal Jim Jam mug.Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.
You take it in turns and it is a best of three.
Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.
You take it in turns and it is a best of three.
Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.
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