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Similar to the definition of funny, but used when the one writing it either wants to show that the funny thing is either not funny, but clearly trying to be. It can also be the opposite when something is not trying to be funny yet is, or is dumb in the way it's funny.
It's either a perfect sarcastic response or an acknowledgement of caveman brain humor.

The word funne is pronounced differently than funny. Pronounce it like a caveman would and you're pretty much there.
*monkey does something cool or weird* "Funne monke"

*sees a boomer meme* "haha funne"
funne by funne monkey December 15, 2021
Words you can keep
Someone who is "funne" is completely uncool and is never invited to any of parties held by the cool people.
Brett and Mike and really funne.
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It's a slang term for when your sucking ya homie's cock while your OTHER homie fucks you ass while you suck. When the guy cums and the other cums, you get a sperm-soup
Me and the bois commited funne
Funne by Пепси человек November 3, 2020
when something is so funny that u have to say it with an accent
funne' by Daniel February 19, 2005

funne monkee 

one of the greatest lyrical arts of human history
a dude: "funne monkee"
a dude 2: "you are now CEO of CEO"

funne polish cow 

The Funne Polish Cow is the dancing cow from the song Tylko Jedno W Głowie Mam or translated into english "
I have only one in my head"
Man 1: "Hey you know that funne polish cow?"

Man 2: "Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia- W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz, (chorus) Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia- W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz"

Funne monke 

We all know that monkes are superior to humans, but the Funne monke (or Funneus monkeus) is the funniest and best species of monke, therefore being at the top of the food chain.
Bro do you see that guy?
Yea..

Hes a Funne monke
Bro no fucking way we need to go tell him how cool he is
Funne monke by Nwordpassseller December 29, 2020
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