OFFA 

(older from far away) A girl who from far away apears to be sexy, but as she aproaches, it turns out she is far too young for you to be checking her out.

"check out the sexy blonde in the denim shorts"
(short break as she walks past)
"you peado, she was like thirteen!"
"OFFA!"

OFFA by woody.b May 19, 2009

offa 

A term used in a poker room for a dealer that gets rejected more than three times from the waitstaff.

Jared got rejected once again at the poker room. He failed with the first girl, then the second and now the third. He is such a offa.

offa by Jimmy the Greeks February 20, 2011

offa' 

Off of; to get out from.

Get offa' me, man!

offa' by Jarek Kunningham February 17, 2004

Get offa my land! 

What angry farmers shout when an intruder(s) runs around disturbing his livestock on his farmland. Gunshots usually follow, aswell as murder charges.

Get offa my land! BANG BANG........ dead

Get offa my land! by squirty berty bottom burper May 25, 2010

Git offa mah property!! 

What Ah holler when some varmint gits orn mah property with out mah po'misshun

Varmint: La la la i'm on your property

Mahself: Git offa mah property!! Ya no good yankee, go orn AH SAY'D GIT *fires off a couple of rounds*

Git offa mah property!! by Calamity Bec April 12, 2008

fuk offa da potta 

poop on a s33t

lols ur so suk its n0t funne

fuk offa da potta by teh king uv teh erth October 7, 2003

Crimp Off A Length 

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.

"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"

Crimp Off A Length by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015