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black off 

A contest between two or more people to find who is the most black (even if some or all participents have white skin)
White man: I'm more black than you

Black man: No, you've got white skin.

Person 3: "BLACK OFF"

slap the black off of you 

A way to indicate slapping someone of African American decent very hard.
"Boy do that one more time and i'll slap the black off of you!"

Black Off 

To masturbate whilst so terribly inebriated one experiences memory loss
billy: what does mr. idelpants do after a cocktail or six?

charles: he enjoys locking himself in his room so he can black off.

black off 

My friend johnny really has a thing for black chicks, he bought a copy of hot chocolate magizine and a tube of vasoline at the conviance store and procided to imediatly go into the bathroom and black off.
black off by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

Snapping off a black snake 

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.
Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.

Off-brand black guy 

This is a guy who is white but is in a black person's body. For example a black person that can't play basketball
Kingsley is so bad at basketball it's like he's an off-brand black guy