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by DirtyWaterbury October 20, 2016
Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution
by Montoronator September 24, 2019
A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.
I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.
by the people's champion 1993 March 09, 2013