horrid alcoholic homeless breath from a vagrant ex-con of a Santa. breath of a liquid lunch and a lifetime of bad decisions
Peter was happy to get off Santa's lap because his santa breath smelled like a scotch induced puke and a spoiled tuna and pickle sandwich.
by DirtyWaterbury November 20, 2016
pants that fit too tight in just the crotch region for a guy. different than skinny jeans, where pants are a tight fit throughout. when guy sits down in tight pants, looks like he is smuggling two round fruits.
See that guy sitting over there?... He needs to buy a different cut of jeans. With those plumb smugglers, looks like he trying to hide two plumbs.
by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016
by DirtyWaterbury February 18, 2016
a simple, rude, one word response to an unnecessarily long email thread, usually evolving into an unwarranted tangential conversation.
by DirtyWaterbury February 23, 2016
first warm sunny day on a college campus during the spring semester (typically March) where most females first break out their tank tops and the like to flaunt their pale cleavage. First day where all the white chicks lay out on random spots on the grass trying start their base tan, but get burnt.
Dude, I bet all these chickens get sunburned on break-out day this afternoon. I love break-out day... check out all these fun bags!
by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016
1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.
2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016
Job reference that is secretly a dis. Perhaps from a co-worker that privately doesn't respect your professional skills. or your current boss provides dis information because they don't want you to leave the company.
by DirtyWaterbury March 07, 2019