2 definitions by Montoronator
The Szabo Principle is the simple rule that when sitting an scholastic examination, the person sitting directly adjacent to you is likely to have the current answer incorrect 60% of the time.
Me: *Looks over to try and find answers from the person next to me during an exam*
Friend: “Don’t do that! The Szabo principle states that the answer you’re looking at is 60% likely to be wrong!
Friend: “Don’t do that! The Szabo principle states that the answer you’re looking at is 60% likely to be wrong!
by Montoronator December 16, 2020
Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution
by Montoronator September 24, 2019