of cock

Reference to a person, place, thing or idea in a negative way. Often used when talking about a person you don't like with someone who also does not like that person.

Person 1: Dude, did you see what Zach did last weekend?

Person 2: oh yeah, he's of cock.

by Xanakin March 29, 2017

Council of Cock

Council of Cock refers to a high probability of explicit content being present in any social media thread, leading to issues with online streaming platforms and streamers accidentally showing explicit content

Streamer: *opens a Twitter thread without checking first*
Streamer: OH! That was dangerous, there could've been Council of Cock in here!

by SypherRS January 21, 2022

Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*

Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!

by NobeeCares September 13, 2023

Overstock of Cock

Another way of saying its a sausage party or cockfest. All males and few females in sight.

Hey Brad, hows the bar looking right now?

Not good bro, we have an overstock of cock at the moment. I will hit you up if some ladies start arriving.

by BilLektro January 20, 2017

mile of cock

The number of cocks it takes to get a mile in length. Typically about 11000 average guys or 5500 porn stars. Usually referring to the sexual history or someone who does guys, be it straight female or gay male.

That skanky hoe has hella had a mile of cock in her time. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.

by the trend setter June 7, 2009

School Of Cock

Porno made famous by Paul Rudd's character, Dave in The 40 Year Old Virgin, found in his collection of Boner Jams '03 with Harry Twatter and Space Nuts.

"You know the movie School of Rock? Well this is the porn version of it School of Cock, and instead of Jack Black it stars Jack Black...Cock."

by Tyresius September 15, 2008

mound of cock

Big ol fat huge massive dick, or several penises forming a large pile of penises.

I should be a pornstar because I have a huge mound of cock in my pants. I'll just put it in Dean's mom's ass instead. Eat this giant mound of cock you bitch.

by Mr. Hoggenbalz January 1, 2008