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piece of quality 

piece of quality- someting that is partly skills but not fully skills as that would be A quality, a piece of quality when talking about someone is a yes bluds kinda guy
1, Little irish boy is a a piece of quality at touching willies
piece of quality by Dil Do March 10, 2004

People of Quality 

People of Quality can be friends, family or people that share the same interests as you. Basically, PoQs are people you like or love, but you're too lazy to name them all, so you just say poq instead.
You: My friends, my brother, my sister, my parents and some other cool people came to drank a shot with me on my birthday.
Me: Nice, spending time with poqs is all you need.

You went to an interview for a job:
Interviewer: What do you like to do in your free time?
You: I like to smoke weed and drink beer with my PoQs, yo.

Your PoQ: Lets play video games all night long.
You: LOL! I was about to say the same thing! Man, you're one of my favorite people of quality. (In a sentence you prefer the short form PoQ or poq)
People of Quality by Do__OD July 30, 2020

Socialist Certification of Quality 

Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.
X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"

X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."

Quality of life

The amount of satisfaction we have with our lives, taking into account both material and non-material wealth.
People will get the most amount of satisfaction when they have both material and non-material wealth. It should be balanced. Having satisfaction with both material and non-material aspects of life is part of a high quality of life.

check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.
'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

Quality of Life Scale 

A way of measuring quality of life using life expectancy, GDP, and other factors.
We can measure quality of life using quality of life scale.
Quality of Life Scale by Ben Wingert December 15, 2022
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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