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Council of Cock
Council of Cock refers to a high probability of explicit content being present in any social media thread, leading to issues with online streaming platforms and streamers accidentally showing explicit content
Streamer: *opens a Twitter thread without checking first*
Streamer: OH! That was dangerous, there could've been Council of Cock in here!
Streamer: OH! That was dangerous, there could've been Council of Cock in here!
Council of Cock by SypherRS January 21, 2022
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Kilometer of Cock
The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.
1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)
100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95
There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer
*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)
100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95
There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer
*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!
Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
Kilometer of Cock by NobeeCares September 13, 2023
Overstock of Cock
Hey Brad, hows the bar looking right now?
Not good bro, we have an overstock of cock at the moment. I will hit you up if some ladies start arriving.
Not good bro, we have an overstock of cock at the moment. I will hit you up if some ladies start arriving.
Overstock of Cock by BilLektro January 20, 2017
mile of cock
The number of cocks it takes to get a mile in length. Typically about 11000 average guys or 5500 porn stars. Usually referring to the sexual history or someone who does guys, be it straight female or gay male.
That skanky hoe has hella had a mile of cock in her time. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.
mile of cock by the trend setter June 7, 2009
School Of Cock
Porno made famous by Paul Rudd's character, Dave in The 40 Year Old Virgin, found in his collection of Boner Jams '03 with Harry Twatter and Space Nuts.
"You know the movie School of Rock? Well this is the porn version of it School of Cock, and instead of Jack Black it stars Jack Black...Cock."
School Of Cock by Tyresius September 15, 2008
mound of cock
I should be a pornstar because I have a huge mound of cock in my pants. I'll just put it in Dean's mom's ass instead. Eat this giant mound of cock you bitch.
mound of cock by Mr. Hoggenbalz January 1, 2008
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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