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Reference to a person, place, thing or idea in a negative way. Often used when talking about a person you don't like with someone who also does not like that person.

Person 1: Dude, did you see what Zach did last weekend?

Person 2: oh yeah, he's of cock.

of cock by Xanakin March 29, 2017

Words you can keep

Council of Cock

Council of Cock refers to a high probability of explicit content being present in any social media thread, leading to issues with online streaming platforms and streamers accidentally showing explicit content

Streamer: *opens a Twitter thread without checking first*
Streamer: OH! That was dangerous, there could've been Council of Cock in here!

Council of Cock by SypherRS January 21, 2022

Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*

Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!

Kilometer of Cock by NobeeCares September 13, 2023

Overstock of Cock

Another way of saying its a sausage party or cockfest. All males and few females in sight.

Hey Brad, hows the bar looking right now?

Not good bro, we have an overstock of cock at the moment. I will hit you up if some ladies start arriving.

Overstock of Cock by BilLektro January 20, 2017

mile of cock

The number of cocks it takes to get a mile in length. Typically about 11000 average guys or 5500 porn stars. Usually referring to the sexual history or someone who does guys, be it straight female or gay male.

That skanky hoe has hella had a mile of cock in her time. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.

mile of cock by the trend setter June 7, 2009

School Of Cock

Porno made famous by Paul Rudd's character, Dave in The 40 Year Old Virgin, found in his collection of Boner Jams '03 with Harry Twatter and Space Nuts.

"You know the movie School of Rock? Well this is the porn version of it School of Cock, and instead of Jack Black it stars Jack Black...Cock."

School Of Cock by Tyresius September 15, 2008

mound of cock

Big ol fat huge massive dick, or several penises forming a large pile of penises.

I should be a pornstar because I have a huge mound of cock in my pants. I'll just put it in Dean's mom's ass instead. Eat this giant mound of cock you bitch.

mound of cock by Mr. Hoggenbalz January 1, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026