oesophagus daddy

Someone who is sexually obsessed with his oesophagus, and dreams of having sex with it.

John: "Holy shit Ricky is an oesophagus daddy!??"

Michael: "Yer he's a fucking freak."

oesophagus daddy by The amazing Maurice June 30, 2003

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fucking the oesophagus

An alternative saying for deepthroat coz when a girl does deepthroat it's like she's taking it down to her oesophagus or windpipe whatever you guys call it

Female Pornstar: Hey you wanna deepthroat me?

Male Pornstar: You mean if i wanna be fucking the oesophagus then kneel down and open wide

fucking the oesophagus by Arfbizit April 28, 2011

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stuck in my oesophagus

Its suck in my oesophagus is something you say when a bagle with Philadelphia on it is stuck in your oesophagus . for this phrase to be effective you need to say it fast.

jenny- whats wrong?
moira- itsstuckinmyoesophagus
jenny - its stuck in my oesophagus lol

stuck in my oesophagus by aev May 13, 2020

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Esophagus Annihilater

Simply a term used to describe a dong of gigantic proportion.

We were at a party and I was taking June to a room to get some action. I opened the door to Tim’s room, and holy shit what did I see, Tammy was sucking the shit out of his Esophagus Annihilater. Oddly enough, Tammy was out sick with a severely sore throat. Poor girl!

Esophagus Annihilater by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020