Obsticle

The female testicle, also known colloquially as the 'ovary'. Used exclusively by persons trained in the care of pregnant women, the obstetrician. Real doctors have rarely heard of the word.

1. The ovum is released from the obsticle prior to fertilisation.
2. Polycystic obsticle syndrome (PCOS)

by Radar007 March 4, 2011

obsticle

Put intentionally obstacles to women progress, using your testicles as main argument.

Baby, you wont be promoted until you get rid of this obsticle
glass ceiling balls male

by work2survive August 7, 2016

Obstacle Corpse

What the only survivor in a mass grave must go through to escape..

Opening his eyes in a blood soaked haze, Ben deftly side stepped multiple dead bodies as he weaved through an Obstacle Corpse, as the only survivor...

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Obstacle Course-it

when there is alot of things or people in the way you have move around them, go over things or under things.

person one: How do I get through there if all this stuff in my way
Person two: Dude I guess your going to have to obstacle couse-it
or
Your mom: How do you get to your bed with all this mess in your room
You: I obstacle course-it

by RustyPixie8808 May 21, 2008

obstacle illusion

An obstruction, hindrance or problem that is strictly an illusion or figment of one's imagination.

Nah, that's just an obstacle illusion. It's another Floridian in a Grand Marquis on the berm.

by nothin but nachos September 1, 2010

obstacle

Any evil person or thing that is going to effect your chances of scoring

I was going to dive in but there were to many obstacles.

by brendan May 13, 2004

obstacle-ing

Verb. The act of blocking another from doing something.

"I really wanted to return my jeans, but the sales clerk was obstacle-ing me."

or

"I knew the project needed to go forward, but my supervisor was obstacle-ing me with all her micromanagement."

by Gabrielle Bunker January 22, 2007