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Stands for Optimal Binary Search Tree, a binary search tree with an extra probability parameter where the expected number of comparisons from keys i to j is min (i≤r≤j {e(i,r−1)+e(r+1,j)+w(i,j)}, if i≤j)
if yall don't understand obst's then yall dumb as fuck
obst by EducatedMoneyGang April 10, 2019

Obstacle Corpse

What the only survivor in a mass grave must go through to escape..
Opening his eyes in a blood soaked haze, Ben deftly side stepped multiple dead bodies as he weaved through an Obstacle Corpse, as the only survivor...
Obstacle Corpse by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

obstruculous

adjective, to be actively and unnecessarily obstructive in the pursuit of a meritless objective from which gratification is derived
on train
a: would you please move your bag off that seat so that I can sit down?
b: no
a: you're merely being obstruculous
b: i know, tee hee

Obstructionist in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
The Obstructionist in Chief is a very stable genius who has obstructed every possible investigation into every treasonous thing he has done since his stint as POTUS began.

Foreground obstruction crew 

People and vehicles at airshows and airports charged with the vitally important task of obstructing photographers trying to get pictures of the aircraft. They typically wear orange shirts and/or reflective vests to enhance their visibility. They are best known for making their appearance *just* when the most interesting aircraft of the entire event is about to pass by, remaining present until they have spoiled the photo opportunity, and then returning to their lair.
Sh*t! My photo of that F-100 was spoiled by the foreground obstruction crew!

obstacular 

adj. - The quality of being in the way. - With a negative connotation (suggesting or implying "unjustly" obstacular or obstacular due to incompetence). Usually referant to a human being, but can also apply to an inanimate object, such as an obstacular car driven by an ill-willed or incompetent person.
Middle manager, Fudley, was obstacular to my progress up the company ladder; he was selfishly and personally motivated and utilized "dirty" tactics.
obstacular by Pete Pearlman June 23, 2006