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obstructionist 

One who designs or acts in a way that obstructs others, making it difficult or impossible to do what needs to be done. Frequently uses conflict of interest to obstruct others. Also known as an asshole or duh-weeb, and most likely proud of it.
When you have to drive six blocks just to go around the corner, it's a good sign that the engineer who planned the city's one-way streets was an obstructionist.

For more examples, see bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.
obstructionist by Downstrike November 24, 2004
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obstructionist 

One who systematically impedes or interrupts progress.
Obstructionist Examples

The person blocking the middle of the shopping isle that does not realize your presence.

someone who attempts to impede passage of legislation by the use of delaying tactics.

Obstructionist in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
The Obstructionist in Chief is a very stable genius who has obstructed every possible investigation into every treasonous thing he has done since his stint as POTUS began.

Obstructionists 

Great idea. Obstruct the remediation of two legitimate and world-changing grievances to your own detriment and pretend people aren't dying so you don't have to deal with your culpability in their deaths but only because... You don't like rape? Rape bad and you think your kids give your authority you don't actually have. Brilliant.
Hym "And the problem with the obstructionists is that people don't think that they are the problem. I refuse to let these people make my life harder than it has to be and the fact that THAT IS THEIR ONLY GOAL... Should make it obvious that they are not in the right here. It's not protecting kids. It's not protecting women. It's making my life harder just because they can and they only can because you are allowing it to happen. Your therapist are lying to your face about why your kids are getting murder. You don't care. You politicians are doing more to protect retard sex cult island than they are to do anything to stop that or this from happening. And all so I don't get to have an easy life. No matter the cost. And when you are burying your kid BECAUSE they wouldn't just shut up and let me do it, someone is going to have to live the rest of their life surrounded by the people who chose that life for you and before I get in prison I'm going to make sure you know that it was chosen for me too.:
Obstructionists by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026