obstructionist 

One who designs or acts in a way that obstructs others, making it difficult or impossible to do what needs to be done. Frequently uses conflict of interest to obstruct others. Also known as an asshole or duh-weeb, and most likely proud of it.

When you have to drive six blocks just to go around the corner, it's a good sign that the engineer who planned the city's one-way streets was an obstructionist.

For more examples, see bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

obstructionist by Downstrike November 24, 2004

obstructionist 

One who systematically impedes or interrupts progress.

Obstructionist Examples

The person blocking the middle of the shopping isle that does not realize your presence.

someone who attempts to impede passage of legislation by the use of delaying tactics.

obstructionist by cookies plainview August 22, 2012

Obstructionist in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

The Obstructionist in Chief is a very stable genius who has obstructed every possible investigation into every treasonous thing he has done since his stint as POTUS began.

Obstructionist in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2020

Obstructionists 

Great idea. Obstruct the remediation of two legitimate and world-changing grievances to your own detriment and pretend people aren't dying so you don't have to deal with your culpability in their deaths but only because... You don't like rape? Rape bad and you think your kids give your authority you don't actually have. Brilliant.

Hym "And the problem with the obstructionists is that people don't think that they are the problem. I refuse to let these people make my life harder than it has to be and the fact that THAT IS THEIR ONLY GOAL... Should make it obvious that they are not in the right here. It's not protecting kids. It's not protecting women. It's making my life harder just because they can and they only can because you are allowing it to happen. Your therapist are lying to your face about why your kids are getting murder. You don't care. You politicians are doing more to protect retard sex cult island than they are to do anything to stop that or this from happening. And all so I don't get to have an easy life. No matter the cost. And when you are burying your kid BECAUSE they wouldn't just shut up and let me do it, someone is going to have to live the rest of their life surrounded by the people who chose that life for you and before I get in prison I'm going to make sure you know that it was chosen for me too.:

Obstructionists by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019