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obstructionist 

One who designs or acts in a way that obstructs others, making it difficult or impossible to do what needs to be done. Frequently uses conflict of interest to obstruct others. Also known as an asshole or duh-weeb, and most likely proud of it.
When you have to drive six blocks just to go around the corner, it's a good sign that the engineer who planned the city's one-way streets was an obstructionist.

For more examples, see bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.
obstructionist by Downstrike November 24, 2004
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obstructionist 

One who systematically impedes or interrupts progress.
Obstructionist Examples

The person blocking the middle of the shopping isle that does not realize your presence.

someone who attempts to impede passage of legislation by the use of delaying tactics.

Obstructionist in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
The Obstructionist in Chief is a very stable genius who has obstructed every possible investigation into every treasonous thing he has done since his stint as POTUS began.

Obstructionists 

Great idea. Obstruct the remediation of two legitimate and world-changing grievances to your own detriment and pretend people aren't dying so you don't have to deal with your culpability in their deaths but only because... You don't like rape? Rape bad and you think your kids give your authority you don't actually have. Brilliant.
Hym "And the problem with the obstructionists is that people don't think that they are the problem. I refuse to let these people make my life harder than it has to be and the fact that THAT IS THEIR ONLY GOAL... Should make it obvious that they are not in the right here. It's not protecting kids. It's not protecting women. It's making my life harder just because they can and they only can because you are allowing it to happen. Your therapist are lying to your face about why your kids are getting murder. You don't care. You politicians are doing more to protect retard sex cult island than they are to do anything to stop that or this from happening. And all so I don't get to have an easy life. No matter the cost. And when you are burying your kid BECAUSE they wouldn't just shut up and let me do it, someone is going to have to live the rest of their life surrounded by the people who chose that life for you and before I get in prison I'm going to make sure you know that it was chosen for me too.:
Obstructionists by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026