obstaculate 

to make oneself an obstacle; to get in the way.

the receptionist was obstaculating me, so i had to leave and call back later.

as a doorman at the club, it is your responsibility to obstaculate people trying to use fake ids to get in.

obstaculate by stetson rukaka August 18, 2011

obstaculate 

To cock-block but in a classy manner

Man, I’m pissed I didn’t get any poon but like I respect the obstaculation.

He cock-blocked you?? What a dick! I would never cock-block. I strictly obstaculate.

obstaculate by Lukeemyer October 14, 2020

obstacular 

adj. - The quality of being in the way. - With a negative connotation (suggesting or implying "unjustly" obstacular or obstacular due to incompetence). Usually referant to a human being, but can also apply to an inanimate object, such as an obstacular car driven by an ill-willed or incompetent person.

Middle manager, Fudley, was obstacular to my progress up the company ladder; he was selfishly and personally motivated and utilized "dirty" tactics.

obstacular by Pete Pearlman June 23, 2006

obstanculate 

(V) kill; obliterate; destroy

Kila, obstanculate that MOFO.
Obstanculate!

obstanculate by aceXofXspades February 27, 2009