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Obscenery 

A description of the area around one that may contain things that are obscene; which could include things that are ridiculous, offensive, lewd, or a combination of any of these.

Objects spotted in nature that obviously look like something that could be construed as sexual or perverted in any way.
As I walked into the club, I took in the obscenery around me; half naked girls dancing, drinking, and debauchery aplenty surrounded me.

"Oh man, did you see how much bling that dude what wearing? Thats pure obscenery!"

Dustin: "Dude, did you just see the knot in that tree we walked past? It looked like a dick!"
Joe: "Hey, your right, you don't even have to be dirty minded to see blatant obscenery like that."
Obscenery by finkalink December 21, 2008
Out of the realm of what is considered normal - almost to the extreme. Can be used to express an excessive amount of another word - both adjective, verb and noun. Obscene awesomeness. Obscene waterskiing. Obscene hairdo.
Expression as to whether this is a good thing or bad thing is taken in the context.
Dude, did you see the booty on that chick - it was obscene (in this case, defines as big).

The obscene awesomeness of this party is wreaking havoc with my brain.
obscene by Jayzie October 27, 2007

obscene mobscene 

An event that has been overrun by people to the point that trying to participate becomes an exercise in futility.
Dude 1: "Hey, what took so long with the beer?"

Dude 2: "Sorry dude, Quickee-Mart was a total obscene mobscene."
obscene mobscene by BrentKC May 19, 2006

boob obsesed 

Dave:Man i am boob obsessed with you sister!!!
Rick:Dude!!!That's my sister so shut the fuck up!
boob obsesed by Whoever5 May 23, 2005
1. Extreme in some matter, as in color, size, etc.

2. offensive, outrageous, or wild in a fun or amusing way

3. vulgar, disgusting, or unappealing
1. Dan: Did you see that girl's gaudy glasses? They were so obscene!

2. Rachel: Let's make fun of that fat person in Spanish!
Dan: We are so obscene!

3. Dan: Whoa, that cafeteria food looks gross.
Rachel: Yeah, it looks really obscene.
obscene by venenodelengua November 12, 2008
1. Offensive to my standards of decency or modesty.
2. A gross misstatement; dogmatic opinion: "Keanu Reeves is the greatest actor of our time."
3. Repulsive; disgusting and lewd.
4. Grossly overpriced.
1. "My little bitch should be obscene and not heard."
2. "Marty the mystic Martian doesn't consider fletching as obscene."
3. "The money they want for this software license is fucking obscene!"
obscene by sfg February 4, 2005