Obscenery 

A description of the area around one that may contain things that are obscene; which could include things that are ridiculous, offensive, lewd, or a combination of any of these.

Objects spotted in nature that obviously look like something that could be construed as sexual or perverted in any way.

As I walked into the club, I took in the obscenery around me; half naked girls dancing, drinking, and debauchery aplenty surrounded me.

"Oh man, did you see how much bling that dude what wearing? Thats pure obscenery!"

Dustin: "Dude, did you just see the knot in that tree we walked past? It looked like a dick!"
Joe: "Hey, your right, you don't even have to be dirty minded to see blatant obscenery like that."

Obscenery by finkalink December 21, 2008

obscene 

Out of the realm of what is considered normal - almost to the extreme. Can be used to express an excessive amount of another word - both adjective, verb and noun. Obscene awesomeness. Obscene waterskiing. Obscene hairdo.
Expression as to whether this is a good thing or bad thing is taken in the context.

Dude, did you see the booty on that chick - it was obscene (in this case, defines as big).

The obscene awesomeness of this party is wreaking havoc with my brain.

obscene by Jayzie October 27, 2007

obscene mobscene 

An event that has been overrun by people to the point that trying to participate becomes an exercise in futility.

Dude 1: "Hey, what took so long with the beer?"

Dude 2: "Sorry dude, Quickee-Mart was a total obscene mobscene."

obscene mobscene by BrentKC May 19, 2006

obscene 

1. Extreme in some matter, as in color, size, etc.

2. offensive, outrageous, or wild in a fun or amusing way

3. vulgar, disgusting, or unappealing

1. Dan: Did you see that girl's gaudy glasses? They were so obscene!

2. Rachel: Let's make fun of that fat person in Spanish!
Dan: We are so obscene!

3. Dan: Whoa, that cafeteria food looks gross.
Rachel: Yeah, it looks really obscene.

obscene by venenodelengua November 12, 2008

obscene 

1. Offensive to my standards of decency or modesty.
2. A gross misstatement; dogmatic opinion: "Keanu Reeves is the greatest actor of our time."
3. Repulsive; disgusting and lewd.
4. Grossly overpriced.

1. "My little bitch should be obscene and not heard."
2. "Marty the mystic Martian doesn't consider fletching as obscene."
3. "The money they want for this software license is fucking obscene!"

obscene by sfg February 4, 2005

Freak Obscene 

Aww, that's cute. Congradulations, you can make up little half-assed definitions about somebody who makes definitions on a website.

Oh, and I'm honored that I'm #11 on the list of the worst things you could call someone. Actually, Freak Obscene would make absolutely no sence to call somebody. Freak would, and obscene would MAYBE, but put the two together, and really, you have nothing.

And, I'm even more honored to be made into a definition. Now isn't that special. Now, could you tell me, is Freak Obscene a noun, verb, adjective? Hmm? Or all three? I would certainly be happy if an ACTUAL DEFINITION of my pseudonym to be posted, instead of a bunch of blabbering made by two people who obviously have nothing better to do with their lives than attempt to insult a person who could, at any time, just start using a different pseudonym. Actually, it would be quite okay for me to do that, considering that I have very few definitions under this name.

Furthermore, I haven't ever seen nor talked to Psyco Bitch or whatever his/her name is. Sure, I have heard of them, and from what I've seen, I'm almost positive that I wouldn't team up with her.

In a summary: Know what the fuck you're talking about before you run your mouth about shit, mmkay?

Freak Obscene by Freak Obscene June 24, 2004

Serpent Obscene 

Thrash band from Sweden. Albums include, Serpent Obscene, and Devestation. Arguably, one of the best thrash bands to emerge in years. Fans are rabid followers, and generally follow Dimmu Borgir, Borknaggir, etc, as well.

Craig-" what are you listening to?"
Kevin-" Serpent Obscene"
Craig-"Never heard of them"
*SLAP*

Serpent Obscene by Stu Bedaso March 8, 2005