An event that has been overrun by people to the point that trying to participate becomes an exercise in futility.
Dude 1: "Hey, what took so long with the beer?"
Dude 2: "Sorry dude, Quickee-Mart was a total obscene mobscene."
A beer that has a flavor reminiscent of licking a skunk's asshole.
Dude, is that a Heineken? That is the king of skunky beer! Why don't you just lick a skunk's asshole?