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conan obrien 

The funniest man on late night, much funnier than Jay Leno, and a trillion times funnier than David Letterman.
-I'm watching Leno.
-You poopface, the real laughs don't come until you enter the "Cone Zone!"
conan obrien by tintle September 11, 2004
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Obrigado 

Portuguese for Thank you. (male)Portuguese
Obrigado pela ajuda.
Obrigado by Rubens May 17, 2006

Quinn Obrien

14 year old kid who punches through trees and 2 in the morning , who also climbs trees and when he falls, falls on a pile of racoons; scratching his back. Quinn constantly dreams about marrying a henti character and loves the flash.
A Quinn obrien in his natural habitat full of racoons and henti stars.
Quinn Obrien by Rilee Rilee January 9, 2019

Conan OBrien 

Host of a late night talk show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Frequently makes a fool of himself to amuse his audiences, and succeeds.

(P.S.) Conan O'Brien already has a wife, fyi.
My favorite character on Conan is "The biggest hipocryte of all, the Gay Bible."
Conan OBrien by Shadow June 16, 2004
A person who acts to be harsh and hardcore but is real wrecked and vulnerable on the inside yet still tries to make everyone happy arou d despite who may have done him wrong
My teacher looked at me and said im just like obrian
obrian by Kìng great August 3, 2018

Conan OBrien 

(noun)Sexiest man alive with the greatest hair ever. Funny, intelligent, talented, beautiful singing voice.
He is married to me and just hasn't realized it yes. We shall live happily ever after

(verb) To be the greatest person ever
Wow, you sure are a conan!!
Conan OBrien by MissesOBrien June 14, 2004
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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