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George Osborne
He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer in the United Kingdom. A very typical, rich, posh, upper-class creep. He also owes £55,000 to the public for changing his second home in order to pay less capital gains tax and I swear he gets sexually aroused or gets some sick kick out of bringing in more and more spending cuts.
In 2001 he officially had his lips stitched to David Cameron's arse.
He has used the jet-wash a grand total of once in his life, a known homophobe, he physically runs away from the press and interviewers and continues to prove his stupidity and lack of knowledge of the real world through his seemingly un-ending pissing on the Working Class and public sectors (Much like any Tory). It is absolutely of no surprise to me that his first job was entering names of dead people into an NHS computer, which is also ironic.
To conclude he is an arrogant, upper-class, privately educated jerk who lives only to piss on people lower that him to keep himself rich. George Osborne is easily identifiable as the dog shit you find on the pavement, actually, no... That would an insult to dog shit...
In 2001 he officially had his lips stitched to David Cameron's arse.
He has used the jet-wash a grand total of once in his life, a known homophobe, he physically runs away from the press and interviewers and continues to prove his stupidity and lack of knowledge of the real world through his seemingly un-ending pissing on the Working Class and public sectors (Much like any Tory). It is absolutely of no surprise to me that his first job was entering names of dead people into an NHS computer, which is also ironic.
To conclude he is an arrogant, upper-class, privately educated jerk who lives only to piss on people lower that him to keep himself rich. George Osborne is easily identifiable as the dog shit you find on the pavement, actually, no... That would an insult to dog shit...
David Cameron: The country seems to be a bit in bother don't you think?
George Osborne: Why I have an excellent proposition!
David: What's that George?
George: More spending cuts!
David: Ahh, yes. My pocket's lining was starting to wear fairly thin...
George: Will we re-line our pockets, instead of dealing with our country's problems, we can insult that big-nosed buffoon Ed Miliband and his troop of filthy, good-for-nothing labourers!
David: Spiffing!
George Osborne: Why I have an excellent proposition!
David: What's that George?
George: More spending cuts!
David: Ahh, yes. My pocket's lining was starting to wear fairly thin...
George: Will we re-line our pockets, instead of dealing with our country's problems, we can insult that big-nosed buffoon Ed Miliband and his troop of filthy, good-for-nothing labourers!
David: Spiffing!
George Osborne by The Reborn Messenger June 7, 2012
Brian Osborne
Sucks at hitting the ball and still stuck at the plate
Stole Kap's girl and ain't gonna give her back
White with blonde hair and probably a nazi
Stole Kap's girl and ain't gonna give her back
White with blonde hair and probably a nazi
Brian Osborne by ThickLoliDragon March 25, 2019
Slimy Osborne
Slimy Osborne by Zannykonkas April 28, 2020
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An overly enthusiastic vigor in favor of Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Usually displayed during one of his syrupy speeches that wax poetic about the wonderful things his presidency will bring. Most commonly found among those persons who will readily buy into anything someone says based more on the presentation than substance.
Oboner by SomeGuy343 January 14, 2008