Obone

o-bone - noun

The "Office boner"

When you are quietly working away in an office environment, and you start to feel a twitching in your nether regions. You want it to go away, but it just won't.

It grows and grows (and if you're lucky, grows some more...) before BOOM! You're pinned under the desk and can't move for thirty minutes.

Fingers crossed your boss doesn't call you in for a chat...

Guy A: "Dude, work was terrible today".
Guy B: "Why?!"
Guy A: "Had a raging Obone and couldn't make my way to the bathroom. Soiled myself at my desk."
Guy B: "awesome."

by Aemsk September 27, 2011

The Obone Layer

see: Obone

A regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely.

The Obone Layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the penis, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere.

A useful tip is to trap the head of the penis under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the oboner.

Guy A: "Had the best day at work today"
Guy B: "Oh Really?!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I had this crazy obone, and Melanie leaned over to get a stapler off my desk. She definitely touched the Obone Layer!"
Guy B: "Omg, I'm well jelly!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I was well moist."

by Aemsk September 27, 2011

OBOsexual

A person who stans Davido and finds Davido's songs sexually arousing.

I'm finally coming out as an OBOsexual

by oyimzy November 8, 2020

oboe

An oboe is a woodwind instrument. It is one of the hardest instruments to play, and it adds a lot of interesting moments to your life. You worry about your reeds being perfect. There are many jokes consisting of oboes. Such as: There was a band directer who had a gun with two bullets there was an oboe player, trumpet player, and bassoon player. who did he shoot? a)The oboe player- twice, just to make sure. Or What's the difference between an oboe and an onion? a)You don't cry when you're cutting up the oboe . Many people think the oboe is an unneeded instrument. It can sound like a dying duck when played badly, and like an angel descending from above if played well. Side note: Never EVER go near an oboe player's reed or oboe, you'll be pounded faster than you can say "help". Keep in mind that oboe players carry around knives to make reeds, so they already have the upper hand. It is commonly mistaken for a clarinet. The oboe is a C instrument and the clarinet is a Bb instrument. So NO they are not alike, they don't even have the same fingerings.

Person 1:What happened to first chair clarinet? Person 2: Oh, he's in the hospital after he touched the oboe player's instrument. Oboe threats are not to be taken lightly

by Awkwardness July 22, 2013

oboe d'amore

Essentially it means oboe of love in Italian. In the double reed family along with the oboe, the english horn, bassoon etc, the oboe d'amore is an unusual but goreous instrument. It has a slightly more tranquil tone and it's bell is shaped like an apple. It is in the key of A whereas oboe is in C and english horn is in F.

After waning popularity in the late 18th century, the oboe d'amore fell into disuse for about 100 years until composers such as Richard Strauss (for example in the Symphonia Domestica where the instrument represents the child), Claude Debussy (for example in Gigues, where the oboe d'amore has a long solo passage), Maurice Ravel, Frederick Delius, and others began using it once again at the end of the 19th century. It can be heard in Toru Takemitsu's "Vers, L'Arc-en-Ciel, Palma," but its most famous modern usage is, perhaps, in "Boléro" by Maurice Ravel where the oboe d'amore follows the E-flat Clarinet to recommence the main theme for the second time around. American composer William Perry uses the oboe d'amore in his film scores and most recently in the third movement of his Jamestown Concerto for Cello and Orchestra (2007).

oboe english horn bassoon

by TheOboeD'AmorePlayer June 16, 2009

Obosexual

OBOsexual /obosɛkʃʊəl/
n.

A person who finds Davido stans sexually attractive and Davido songs arousing.

E.g She need a God fearing and Obosexual Husband.

by Emperor Enoch November 8, 2020

Oboe

A really awesome musical instrument that clarinetists pick up for two seconds, make a duck-like noise, and put down, saying that it is too hard. The annoying ones, however, make a nasty sound and say "Look, I can play it. It's not actually the hardest instrument ever." Seriously, though, it is so hard to play the oboe. You have the double reed, all the doo-hickey keys, and the half-hole that just make oboists constantly want to kill themselves. When played well it is absolutely gorgeous, but it is incredibly hard to become a master of the oboe.

Clarinetist: Ooh! Can I play your oboe really quick?
Oboist: Okay, sure.
Clarinetist: *makes an awful noise* See! Everyone says oboe is so hard but I bet I could be as good as you in about two weeks since our instruments are kind of similar.
Oboist: SHUT UP YOU ASSHAT!

by Thetyler March 13, 2009