During a facial while the recipient is wearing glasses and cum gets in her eyes not by going underneath but by going overneath or over the top side of the glasses.
I gave her an overneath that stung her eyes and made them bloodshot. He assured her that it would not get into her eyes due to her glasses, much to her dismay it all went overneath.
a man who holds titles to everything universally possible (Doctor, Reverend, Collegiate Professor, Professional Skydiver, Baby Daddy, Mr. President, GOD, neo-nazi aggravator, COMPOSER for fox studios, etc)
That man is such a Dr. Reverend Oberle! What a GOD! He is stunting with so muchclout.
When one finds themselves "turned" or other wise confusingly (or whole heartedly) attracted to the 'Red Viper' Oberyn Nymerios Martell from the hit series 'A Song of Ice and Fire' and hit TV show 'Game of Thrones'.
This particular sexuality is widely accepted to include the entirety of the population.
The act of completely throwing away an advantage (whether it be in sports, games or life in general) where the end result is a complete and utter lost or failure.
Origins: comes from the TV show "Game of Thrones" where Oberyn Martell was winning a trial by combat and ended up losing the battle (and his life) due to his pride and him doing a monologue. His opponent was stabbed through the abdominal and was completely helpless on the ground. Yet, he still managed to lose.
My team was winning the championship game, but we oberyned it and lost.
I oberyned my chances with that girl I was seeing.
He oberyned the fight, and now it haunts him forever.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.