Oboner 

An overly enthusiastic vigor in favor of Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Usually displayed during one of his syrupy speeches that wax poetic about the wonderful things his presidency will bring. Most commonly found among those persons who will readily buy into anything someone says based more on the presentation than substance.

"I guess that Oboner you had died down a little when you saw the New Hampshire results, huh?"

Oboner by SomeGuy343 January 14, 2008

oboner 

An embarrassing error in judgement by anyone in the Obama Administration

David Axelrod sent an email meant to “debunk” myths, rumors, etc. about Obamacare to the White House email list and asked that it be forwarded to friends and acquantances. Well, it turns out that there is a groundswell of spam complaints building from people who received what they are sure is spam – email they never signed up to receive. Now the Obama Administration finds itself tied up controlling the damage done by it’s oboner.

oboner by oddclicker August 29, 2009

Ozoneranger 

A person who walks through forest-regions while hitting his ice-pipe. Generally to be considered an Ozoneranger, you need to be high as fuck.

Woah shit! Did you see that staggering Ozoneranger trip over our camp fire?

Ozoneranger by DanISU December 9, 2008

The Obone Layer 

see: Obone

A regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely.

The Obone Layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the penis, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere.

A useful tip is to trap the head of the penis under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the oboner.

Guy A: "Had the best day at work today"
Guy B: "Oh Really?!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I had this crazy obone, and Melanie leaned over to get a stapler off my desk. She definitely touched the Obone Layer!"
Guy B: "Omg, I'm well jelly!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I was well moist."

The Obone Layer by Aemsk September 27, 2011

Obnerd 

A synonym for the word "boner". However, it is not used in this manner. It is used as an insult to describe a loser.

OMG! You're such an obnerd!

Obnerd by YerMomD00d October 1, 2006

ooner 

Misspelling of "boner". Used as a mere general term for things shaped like an erect penis

You have a big ooner

ooner by TheAsgomon April 4, 2021

Obone 

o-bone - noun

The "Office boner"

When you are quietly working away in an office environment, and you start to feel a twitching in your nether regions. You want it to go away, but it just won't.

It grows and grows (and if you're lucky, grows some more...) before BOOM! You're pinned under the desk and can't move for thirty minutes.

Fingers crossed your boss doesn't call you in for a chat...

Guy A: "Dude, work was terrible today".
Guy B: "Why?!"
Guy A: "Had a raging Obone and couldn't make my way to the bathroom. Soiled myself at my desk."
Guy B: "awesome."

Obone by Aemsk September 27, 2011