obosneeze 

People voting on this please vote yes it will be a really funny joke please- J

Anish you a big stupid idiot dummie. This was all a wild goose chase I made up off the top of my head.

Me - Anish ima call you obosneeze
Anish - What why what’s it mean
Me *sends Anish on a 3-4 day scavenger hunt with the clues that it is realted to blue, the obo (instrument) and WASD which is actually called ASDF I just forgot*

obosneeze by Haanishjkpraniedaprilfools April 1, 2019

OMGSNEEZE 

an expression used by somebody stuck in a sneeze attack or a sneezeiure (repetitively sneezing, usually 5 or more).

usually said quickly in a distressed manner during the short time inbetween sneezes

alfred: <achoo!>
alfred: <achoo!>
alfred: <achoo!> OMGSNEEZE!!!
alfred: <achoo!>
alfred: <achoo!>
steve: lol pwned

OMGSNEEZE by mimeypete January 15, 2007

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012