oblow 

A large man baby that is a cross between a Sasquatch and a sloth. Does not know how to hold a intelligent conversation without asking huh? Smells of rich mahogany and slim Jim. Is a distant cousin of Durrrrrr

Did you see that oblow over there? Durrrrr

oblow by Chuck Norris’ moose knuckle July 19, 2019

oblong schlong 

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

oblong schlong by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012

Oblomov

An extremely lazy person. (From Goncharov's novel, Oblomov)

Also, Oblomovism - somebody who suffrers from laziness.

Your ass is still on the couch? Damn, you just another Oblomov.

Oblomov by Drake Studebake September 8, 2006

obownage 

a term used to denote extreme ownage on the oboe, particularly when one has attained mastery of a certain aspect of music on the aforementioned instrument. This can occur in brief periods of time for beginning oboists, particularly when they are not making sounds like a dying duck, cow, flamingo, etc. However, seasoned players maintain it in an almost constant state, due to the natural ownage of the instrument in general. While practicing, these oboe vets will often strive to acheive greater levels of obownage, often resulting in competitions to determine alpha oboe.

Oboe vet one: I just played a two octave F# scale! Complete obownage!
Oboe vet two: Well, I played a B flat three octave scale earlier, which tops your obownage.
Oboe beginner: I managed to play a one octave F scale without ruining the eardrums of people around me, so I have achieved obownage too.

obownage by 04music21 October 20, 2011

Oblovious 

One who is oblivious to the obvious.
To be oblivious to the obvious.

Jane: "Well, Mr. Oblovious over there just couldn't see that she likes him!"

Todd: "How could he be so oblovious to the fact that she wants him?"

Jane: "Not sure.."

Oblovious by Kurereba December 28, 2008

oblongular

The property of being an oblong. c.f. triangular.

"The patio is oblongular"

oblongular by carldr April 6, 2005

OBlock 

The 0600 block in Englewood Chicago where Chief Keef, Lil Reese, Fredo Santana etc. all the GBE boys are from. They represent LAMRON which is Normal spelled backwards cause OBlock is starts on 63rd & Normal.

Put it down fo' them niggas from OBlock.
OBlock bitch thats TDK!

OBlock by DJ MegaMixx April 26, 2013