oblo 

oblo is a uncultured rat, who resembles the hunchback of Notre Dame.

^
That was a joke. If you see a oblo they are usually always active but will take long to respond to your dm or not respond at all. A oblo is usually a good developer, and is willing to help you most of the time, along with him spamming the word “penis” or sending a gif that says “penis”. oblo is overall somewhat of a cool guy

Noob: asks for help Oblo: *helps noob* Oblo 5 seconds later: Penis penis penis penis penis

oblo by antcon May 6, 2020

oblo 

Someone who is young, plump, annoying and desperate to please.

Derived from the word 'oblong', for no particular reason.

Young girl : "Hey! hey! hey! guess what! i got the new backstreet boys cd! do you like the backstreet boys? i think theyre great! i think nick is the hottest... who do you like???"

Me : "Shut up oblo"

Young girl : "Dont call me that!"

oblo by fistfight October 22, 2007

no oblo espengole 

What your white friend says to the Spanish speaking peeps. Immediately after, you cuss her out in Spanish, but she obliviously waves and says it again. But then she gets fed up, and learns Spanish. But then proceeds to say it, just for the fucks of it.

Tu esta es puta.

No oblo espengole

no oblo espengole by Bananzas April 26, 2019

oblong schlong 

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

oblong schlong by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012

Oblomov

An extremely lazy person. (From Goncharov's novel, Oblomov)

Also, Oblomovism - somebody who suffrers from laziness.

Your ass is still on the couch? Damn, you just another Oblomov.

Oblomov by Drake Studebake September 8, 2006

Oblovious 

One who is oblivious to the obvious.
To be oblivious to the obvious.

Jane: "Well, Mr. Oblovious over there just couldn't see that she likes him!"

Todd: "How could he be so oblovious to the fact that she wants him?"

Jane: "Not sure.."

Oblovious by Kurereba December 28, 2008

oblongular

The property of being an oblong. c.f. triangular.

"The patio is oblongular"

oblongular by carldr April 6, 2005