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It is the miniature penis that slides out of a womans vagina. It also fits comfortably in your nose.
Oh my God. That Obloid fits perfectly in my nose.
The Obloid is the best part of a woman.
obloid by Bill Waterson December 19, 2006

oblidiot 

Oblivious Idiot; A foolish or stupid person lacking conscious awareness;
Look at that oblidiot. They were too busy talking on their cellphone that they didn't even see the stop sign and almost plowed into that school bus.
oblidiot by Doug LaRue April 27, 2004

obloidiness 

The state of being obloid

Entirely made up term used to explain nav maths to an alien and annoy Bob
The error due to obloidiness is negligible;
The Earth has an inherent obloidiness

orphan oblidirators 

A group of people who like to dropkick orphans in their face.
Look there are the orphan oblidirators agian.

oblidiot 

Part 'oblivious' and part 'idiot', an "oblidiot" is a term first coined to describe idiot drivers who are also completely oblivious to others who may be driving near them in traffic. More recently, the term has adopted a more generic definition to describe those who are simply "oblivious idiots".
Hey, look at this oblidiot! She just swerved across two lanes without looking and cut right in front of me to get in this lane. There were signs for the past 2 miles warning that there was a toll coming up! And here we sit, while she sorts through her purse looking for change. Oh wait! Now she's opened the car door to look on the pavement for some change! Ah! I can't believe it...now she's popped the trunk open! In the tollway booth! Unbelievable!!
oblidiot by RASwanson January 15, 2006

oblidate 

when you feel as if you're obligated to go out on a date with someone. I.E: a blind date, an old boy/girlfriend or just someone who has the funds to feed you for one night.
"Sorry Julie, I woud love to go out with you Friday night but the ex keeps calling and wanting to hang out with me, I have an oblidate."

"Josh isn't that cute or funny but I sure am hungry. I guess an oblidate is in order."
oblidate by Bianca October 18, 2006
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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