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obloid
It is the miniature penis that slides out of a womans vagina. It also fits comfortably in your nose.
obloid by Bill Waterson December 19, 2006
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obloid • obloidiness • oblidate • oblidiot • obliday • obliderated • oblideration • Oblidosh • Obloing • orphan oblidirators
oblidiot
Look at that oblidiot. They were too busy talking on their cellphone that they didn't even see the stop sign and almost plowed into that school bus.
oblidiot by Doug LaRue April 27, 2004
obloidiness
obloidiness by Big_Ellesabobadoppolous May 18, 2020
orphan oblidirators
orphan oblidirators by Roberto the great August 4, 2023
oblidiot
Part 'oblivious' and part 'idiot', an "oblidiot" is a term first coined to describe idiot drivers who are also completely oblivious to others who may be driving near them in traffic. More recently, the term has adopted a more generic definition to describe those who are simply "oblivious idiots".
Hey, look at this oblidiot! She just swerved across two lanes without looking and cut right in front of me to get in this lane. There were signs for the past 2 miles warning that there was a toll coming up! And here we sit, while she sorts through her purse looking for change. Oh wait! Now she's opened the car door to look on the pavement for some change! Ah! I can't believe it...now she's popped the trunk open! In the tollway booth! Unbelievable!!
oblidate
when you feel as if you're obligated to go out on a date with someone. I.E: a blind date, an old boy/girlfriend or just someone who has the funds to feed you for one night.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.