obloid 

A three-dimensional object resembling a 2 dimensional oblong (or ellipsoidal shape).

The Earth is more correctly classified as an obloid rather than a spheroid due to its equatorial bulge.

obloid by SidWreck March 16, 2010

obloid 

It is the miniature penis that slides out of a womans vagina. It also fits comfortably in your nose.

Oh my God. That Obloid fits perfectly in my nose.
The Obloid is the best part of a woman.

obloid by Bill Waterson December 19, 2006

oblidiot 

Oblivious Idiot; A foolish or stupid person lacking conscious awareness;

Look at that oblidiot. They were too busy talking on their cellphone that they didn't even see the stop sign and almost plowed into that school bus.

oblidiot by Doug LaRue April 27, 2004

obloidiness 

The state of being obloid

Entirely made up term used to explain nav maths to an alien and annoy Bob

The error due to obloidiness is negligible;
The Earth has an inherent obloidiness

obloidiness by Big_Ellesabobadoppolous May 18, 2020

orphan oblidirators 

A group of people who like to dropkick orphans in their face.

Look there are the orphan oblidirators agian.

orphan oblidirators by Roberto the great August 4, 2023

oblidiot 

Part 'oblivious' and part 'idiot', an "oblidiot" is a term first coined to describe idiot drivers who are also completely oblivious to others who may be driving near them in traffic. More recently, the term has adopted a more generic definition to describe those who are simply "oblivious idiots".

Hey, look at this oblidiot! She just swerved across two lanes without looking and cut right in front of me to get in this lane. There were signs for the past 2 miles warning that there was a toll coming up! And here we sit, while she sorts through her purse looking for change. Oh wait! Now she's opened the car door to look on the pavement for some change! Ah! I can't believe it...now she's popped the trunk open! In the tollway booth! Unbelievable!!

oblidiot by RASwanson January 15, 2006

oblidate 

when you feel as if you're obligated to go out on a date with someone. I.E: a blind date, an old boy/girlfriend or just someone who has the funds to feed you for one night.

"Sorry Julie, I woud love to go out with you Friday night but the ex keeps calling and wanting to hang out with me, I have an oblidate."

"Josh isn't that cute or funny but I sure am hungry. I guess an oblidate is in order."

oblidate by Bianca October 18, 2006