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When you don’t except someone for identifying as a object or no living being

Hey John, May is such a objectiful. He said Mark is weird for identifying as a object

objectiful by Long shlong black man January 19, 2021

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objectifying

When a person only views another person as an object for their enjoyment

Ex of objectifying: only paying attention to a person's body (eg. Their butt, boobs) not them as a person (eg. Their personality, emotional traits)

objectifying by princess0324cac April 14, 2014

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objectively attractive

Used when someone is so hot, only someone with a visual impairment would not find them attractive. The person's hottness goes beyond the traditional subjective nature of beauty, and are scientifically proven to be hot

1)Scarlet Johansson and David Boreanaz are objectively attractive.

2) Pete says "I am not sure Scarjo is that hot"
Tom responds, "Are you fucking blind?! That chick is objectively attractive! How could you say otherwise?"

objectively attractive by inflator1 October 8, 2009

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objectively attractive

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.

Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.

objectively attractive by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 3, 2009

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objectification

Treating a person as a thing

I felt slight objectification when my girlfriend showed me off to her friends

objectification by Ysurac February 3, 2015

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Sexual Objectification

Sexual objectification is the process of representing or treating a person like a sex object, one that serves another’s sexual pleasure.

Guy #1: Damn, that girl's ass is tight. I would tap that!
Guy #2: Dude, why are you sexually objectifying her? Sexual objectification is not cool. She's not an object meant for your pleasure.

Sexual Objectification by DtzMi April 6, 2017

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Objectification

Giving a person or animal object qualities.

Ex. Objectification

"He sat there like a rock."

Objectification by Al the ninjamcpitomuffinbeast May 21, 2010

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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