objectiality

someone who actively has sex with objects

"dude i totally banged my flashlight yesterday" "i didn't know you were into objectiality"

by i am actually a fat cunt January 19, 2018

obestiality

A pun combining the words obese, and bestiality. This word can be used to piss off fat people.

No fatties. I am not into obestiality.

by Frogs_and_Peas January 9, 2008

objectivity

not found on urbandictionary.com

it is hard to find definitions that employ the use of objectivity!!

by pantz June 17, 2003

obestiality

The act of having sex with or wanting to have sex with fat people or a fat person.

Jeff:
Has Mike ever been with a skinny chick?

Dave:
Nah, he practices obestiality.

by Bassnium.exe March 1, 2011

Obestiality

Similar to bestiality but with obese dogs...

Karl committed real obestiality when he fucked that 200 pound rottweiler.

by Disgusting Human December 1, 2020

obestiality

having sex with fat animals.

Ewww. I can't believe you love fat animals. your obestiality sickens me!

by moose123 July 3, 2011

objectivity

The process of not being stupid, and therefore an attempt at being smart.

The modern world is characterized by a percentage of objectivity. The dark ages is characterized by a overwhelming percentage of faith. The post-modern world is characterized by overwhelming nihilism.

by bob November 2, 2003