A signaling device, used to point out the assholes in everyday life.
Someone whose head is so far up his/her superior's ass, they could wear him as a hat.
Colin Powell, anyone in the Corporate world, and that asshole on "Inside the Actor's Studio to name a few...
A helluva sci-fi movie that contiunes to spark arguments over which movie in the series is better.
For the record, "Empire Strikes Back" kicked all their asses. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
A time-released function on all technology (especially PCs) that activates itself right after you buy the device.
A man so proud of his money, he once had a half-hour TV show to tell us he's richer than all of us combined.
By far, the most difficult container to open. You'll need the Jaws of Life to open the son of a bitch!
The method of kicking the bejesus out of your PC to stop it from being annoying.