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A signaling device, used to point out the assholes in everyday life.
by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

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Someone whose head is so far up his/her superior's ass, they could wear him as a hat.
Colin Powell, anyone in the Corporate world, and that asshole on "Inside the Actor's Studio to name a few...
by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

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A helluva sci-fi movie that contiunes to spark arguments over which movie in the series is better.
For the record, "Empire Strikes Back" kicked all their asses. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

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A time-released function on all technology (especially PCs) that activates itself right after you buy the device.
by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

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A man so proud of his money, he once had a half-hour TV show to tell us he's richer than all of us combined.
by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

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By far, the most difficult container to open. You'll need the Jaws of Life to open the son of a bitch!
by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

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The method of kicking the bejesus out of your PC to stop it from being annoying.
Damn AOL! kick!
by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

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