A rare name. However, the person with this name will go on to become the smartest, richest, powerfulest, nicest person in the world. They are a bit egotistical but outside of that are wonderful people.
When a woman is giving oral to two guys at the same time standing on either side of her, facing inwards. The two men's phallic appendages give the appearance of the woman having tusks which results in comedic appearance.
That boy, Shrez, loved to give a mean Overenthusiastic Walrus.
The act of completely throwing away an advantage (whether it be in sports, games or life in general) where the end result is a complete and utter lost or failure.
Origins: comes from the TV show "Game of Thrones" where Oberyn Martell was winning a trial by combat and ended up losing the battle (and his life) due to his pride and him doing a monologue. His opponent was stabbed through the abdominal and was completely helpless on the ground. Yet, he still managed to lose.
My team was winning the championship game, but we oberyned it and lost.
I oberyned my chances with that girl I was seeing.
He oberyned the fight, and now it haunts him forever.
1. (astronomy) The second-largest satellite of Uranus, discovered in 1787 by William Herschel.
2. (mythology) In European literature, the name of the king of the fairies, as in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream and Wieland's Oberon.
3. (urban vernacular) An pompous, violin weilding bearded male busker- usually between the ages of 28-35. Noted to speak in a scoff manner, know to laugh arrogantly at his own jokes. May brag repetitively about his apparent violin playing/carving skills.
Remains the king of the fairies, AND the second-largest satellite of your anus.
Typical Oberon sayings:
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?
-cause all the sausages taste like shit"
(scoff laugh from within beard)
"A woman once asked me to play Paganini and i replied; maybe after about 8 hours of warming up (scoff laugh) but I'll give it a go.."
"But the violin has a bigger range than the guitar!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.