obamaflong 

A small square piece of a standard sheet of paper

I didn’t have to write much so I wrote the note on an obamaflong.

obamaflong by The actually for real actual o January 25, 2024

ObamaFlop

In computing, FLOPS (for FLoating-point Operations Per Second) is a measure of computer performance, useful in fields of scientific calculations that make heavy use of floating-point calculations. For such cases it is a more accurate measure than the generic instructions per second.

An ObamaFlop is a unit of measure indicating how many users a server can handle before crashing. The basic unit (1 ObamaFlop) is 10,999 users. Otherwise known as the number of users the Obamacare website can handle before crashing.

In standard computing, FLOPS (for FLoating-point Operations Per Second) is a measure of computer performance, useful in fields of scientific calculations that make heavy use of floating-point calculations. For such cases it is a more accurate measure than the generic instructions per second.

Most microprocessors today can do 4 FLOPs per clock cycle.1 Therefore, a single-core 2.5 GHz processor has a theoretical performance of 10 billion FLOPS = 10 GFLOPS.

Mike: 16,498.5 users are trying to sign up for ObamaCare on the website right now.
Doug: Great Scott! Thats 1.5 ObamaFlops the website can't handle that its gonna crash.
Mike: Too late, it crashed. Maybe I'll get easy health insurance tomorrow.
Doug: Unlikely.

ObamaFlop by TrickyMik November 7, 2013

Obamafinger

To flip someone off by scratching your cheek with your middle finger. You do this so that you can flip someone off and still pretend to be above that sort of thing.

I thought he was different until he Obamafingered her on the stage . . . in front of everyone . . . and everyone knew what he was doing . . . and they'll still vote for him.

Obamafinger by plasmacobalt April 26, 2008

Obamafoon 

Someone who makes fun of or criticizes so-called "birthers" who are Americans that are skeptical or don't believe President Obama is a "natural born citizen" of the United States pursuant to the United States Constitution. Otherwise someone who ignores or dismisses concerns regarding Obama's natural born citizen status for political reasons.

The Obamafoons are at it again, this time making fun of Donald Trump for questioning whether President Obama was born in Hawaii.

WOW! You're obviously another Obamafoon who has no respect for the concerns of at least 20% of the American people who are skeptical that Obama is a natural born citizen.

Obamafoon by Mark Thompsen May 4, 2011

obamalongadingdong

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obamalongadingdong by Asmodegus, inhaler of worlds. January 13, 2022