ObamaFlop

In computing, FLOPS (for FLoating-point Operations Per Second) is a measure of computer performance, useful in fields of scientific calculations that make heavy use of floating-point calculations. For such cases it is a more accurate measure than the generic instructions per second.

An ObamaFlop is a unit of measure indicating how many users a server can handle before crashing. The basic unit (1 ObamaFlop) is 10,999 users. Otherwise known as the number of users the Obamacare website can handle before crashing.

In standard computing, FLOPS (for FLoating-point Operations Per Second) is a measure of computer performance, useful in fields of scientific calculations that make heavy use of floating-point calculations. For such cases it is a more accurate measure than the generic instructions per second.

Most microprocessors today can do 4 FLOPs per clock cycle.1 Therefore, a single-core 2.5 GHz processor has a theoretical performance of 10 billion FLOPS = 10 GFLOPS.

Mike: 16,498.5 users are trying to sign up for ObamaCare on the website right now.
Doug: Great Scott! Thats 1.5 ObamaFlops the website can't handle that its gonna crash.
Mike: Too late, it crashed. Maybe I'll get easy health insurance tomorrow.
Doug: Unlikely.

ObamaFlop by TrickyMik November 7, 2013

Obamaloon 

An Obama supporter enamored and obsessed with "The One" to the point of being loony or a loon (lunatic).

That Obamaloon is so busy defending Obama, he doesn't see Obama for what he really is.

Obamaloon by Jbird1961 October 29, 2009

Obamaployed 

Currently, the 8.9% of Americans that are not working under the wondrous leadership of our Unicorn President and his Magical Teleprompter.

I got fired today, I'm not longer employed I'm Obamaployed.

Obamaployed by Comics Nut April 25, 2011

Obamalot 

1. The mythical place and time when peace and hope converge, inspired by grandiose speeches platitudes and bromides.

2. In American contexts, the phrase "Camelot" refers to the presidency of John F. Kennedy, as his term was said to have potential and promise for the future, and the period was symbolic of hope for many in the world, who were inspired by Kennedy's speeches, vision and political policies. The period was ended by Kennedy's November 22, 1963, assassination, which is often compared to the fall of King Arthur. The lines "Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot," from the musical Camelot, were quoted by his widow Jacqueline as being from his favorite song in the score. "There'll be great Presidents again," she added, "but there'll never be another Camelot again … it will never be that way again."

3. Camelot is the most famous fictional castle and court associated with the legendary King Arthur. Later romance depicts it as the fantastic capital of Arthur's realm, from which he fought many of the battles and quests that made up his life. Camelot as a place is associated with ideals like justice, bravery and truth, the virtues Arthur and his knights embody in the romances. It is absent from the early material, and its location, if it even existed, is unknown. Thus most modern academic scholars regard it as being entirely fictional.

Karyn: OOOOH, I can't wait for President Barack Hussein Obama to become the leader of the world, so he can restore our mythical "Camelot" which was destroyed when JFK was killed.

Dawn: Yeah, it will be Obamalot.

Obamalot by mecicon March 1, 2008

Obamacopter 

A reference to the ancient godlike creature called Obamacopter who has roamed the earth since its beginning and to this very day protects the earth from evil forces.

Wow dude, you’re a total Obamacopter

Obamacopter by Hugo P. December 23, 2019

obamatopia

the utopia like paradise which is the result of the policies of the obama administration.

Free education for all in the obamatopia!

or

Common pot, common good, obamatopia here we come!

rofl

obamatopia by Montesino Delavega March 6, 2009

Obamalolz 

When Barack Obama says something humorous.

Obama: "He's a jackass!" (referring to Kanye West)
Me: OMGz I've got the Obamalolz!!1!!one!

Obamalolz by Obamalolz Victim #0000001 September 19, 2009