They one in a million if you find an Oatis be careful. The family might be crazy but it’s full of open minded caring and fun people. You’ll want to catch an Oatis for yourself and if your lucky enough you’ll date one for a couple months or so.
Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)
The legendary pseudo-warrior of Quaker descent with an abnormal craving for pre-cooked dry cereal.
The history-books have it all wrong --- Don Quick-Oats wasn't mistaking everyday objects for monsters or other fierce enemies; he would charge windmills merely in the hope of scoring some of the tasty freshly-ground grain stored inside of them.