when two homos shave their balls, each take a pat of "Land o' Lakes" butter, melt em down then smear it on their balls, then rub balls with each other.

"Yo I thought Nathan and Jimmy were two straight up dimoldenburgs until I walked in on them doin a nutterbutter...

Nutterbutter by cMoney grip January 22, 2009

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NutterButter69

The act of cumming in a woman's anus immediately pulling out your dick and swapping to the 69 position of eating out the woman as she sucks the excess cum and other substances off your dick.

Guy One "Dude, i did a NutterButter69 With my girlfriend last night."

Guy Two "Nice, but remember it just inst the same if you do it in the shower."

NutterButter69 by That Chubby Fellow April 17, 2011

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mississippi nutterbutter

Inserting a peanut into a girls ass and fucking it in to peanut butter.

ass fucking mississippi mudslide mississippi nutterbutter

mississippi nutterbutter by PHAT ANGEL December 26, 2009

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nutherfucker

just another motherfucker

Listen here, Nutherfucker! I want my pay and I want it now!

nutherfucker by jjcaruthers October 7, 2015

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Butterbucker

A person who only has sex with fat people

Brett is a butterbucker

Butterbucker by NotTunaTankSrsly December 6, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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