by jamesm69 October 7, 2013
Get the nutsacian mug.Sexually redemptive tenets laid out by Lord Anaconda The Whip, possessor of "The Wand of Forgiveness"
1) Woman, thou shalt suckle hungrily upon thy man's rigid cock, as if it were thy only source of nourishment.
2) Woman, thou shalt be attentive to the balls, lest they grow cold and melacholy.
3) Woman, though shalt pump the shaft with thy hand as with thy lotion bottle when very nearly empty.
4. Woman, when thy lover's cock spasms and erupts the nourishing, nectarous, pearly white cum to annoint thy face and mouth, thou shalt gulp it down eagerly, as an old alcoholic woman gulps Bailey's Irish Cream...for therein lay your salvation!
5. Woman, thou shalt gently kiss and lick thy lover's cock as it shrinks flacidly--for to suck vigorously as before is likely to tickle the sensitive, shrinking pipe-organ.
6. Woman, when engulfing the shaft with thine seething pussy, though shalt moan as if thou art being split in twain with it's massive orgasm-inducing prowess, and then whimper as if helpless before it's mighty shaft.
7. Woman, thou shalt eagerly offer thy lover butthole pleasures, the sooner after beginning dating, the better, that the alluringly forbidden backdoor loving not become an unmentionable taboo. Verily, no condom must bar the way, for the hot nutmilk to penetrate deeply into thine ass, for your pleasure.
"THESE ARE THE SEVEN NUTSACRAMENTS I HAVE GIVEN THEE TO HEED AND EMBODY, IN FULFILLMENT OF THE PROPHECY!!!" - Lord Anaconda The Whip
1) Woman, thou shalt suckle hungrily upon thy man's rigid cock, as if it were thy only source of nourishment.
2) Woman, thou shalt be attentive to the balls, lest they grow cold and melacholy.
3) Woman, though shalt pump the shaft with thy hand as with thy lotion bottle when very nearly empty.
4. Woman, when thy lover's cock spasms and erupts the nourishing, nectarous, pearly white cum to annoint thy face and mouth, thou shalt gulp it down eagerly, as an old alcoholic woman gulps Bailey's Irish Cream...for therein lay your salvation!
5. Woman, thou shalt gently kiss and lick thy lover's cock as it shrinks flacidly--for to suck vigorously as before is likely to tickle the sensitive, shrinking pipe-organ.
6. Woman, when engulfing the shaft with thine seething pussy, though shalt moan as if thou art being split in twain with it's massive orgasm-inducing prowess, and then whimper as if helpless before it's mighty shaft.
7. Woman, thou shalt eagerly offer thy lover butthole pleasures, the sooner after beginning dating, the better, that the alluringly forbidden backdoor loving not become an unmentionable taboo. Verily, no condom must bar the way, for the hot nutmilk to penetrate deeply into thine ass, for your pleasure.
"THESE ARE THE SEVEN NUTSACRAMENTS I HAVE GIVEN THEE TO HEED AND EMBODY, IN FULFILLMENT OF THE PROPHECY!!!" - Lord Anaconda The Whip
"I heard you hit that last night, was she any good?"
"SHE WAS PHENOMENAL...the best I've ever had...she observed ALL SEVEN OF THE NUTSACRAMENTS!!!"
"ALL SEVEN?!? Praise be to Lord Anaconda The Whip!!!"
PRAISE BE!!!
"SHE WAS PHENOMENAL...the best I've ever had...she observed ALL SEVEN OF THE NUTSACRAMENTS!!!"
"ALL SEVEN?!? Praise be to Lord Anaconda The Whip!!!"
PRAISE BE!!!
by High Priest Salam December 4, 2010
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When one lightly coats his nutsack with vasoline and stamps somebody's vehicle windsheild or house windows (any glass object) with their nutsack leaving a clear image of ones nutprint on glass.
"Hey, you niggers want to go nutsacking tonight?"
"I just nutsacked Dan's glass of water.."
"Dude, which one of you sons of bitches nutsacked my windsheild last night?"
"I just nutsacked Dan's glass of water.."
"Dude, which one of you sons of bitches nutsacked my windsheild last night?"
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Hey Matt! Did you see the nutfacial that Alabama fan gave that LSU fan at Krystals?! That shit was wack!
by xroger6769 February 3, 2012
Get the Nutfacial mug.At night time, a car full of people park infront of a house. The driver proceeds to lay on the horn until a light is observed to be turn on in said house. The driver then counts to 3 then everyone in the car yells 'NUTSACK' as loud as they can. Then driver drives the group off to repeat this action again. Can be done to same house multiple times or even random people walking down the street.
"Hey man, we are getting some guys together to go NUTSACKING later. Its going to be hilarious. You interested?"
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